PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	3057
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8827	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Potions Brewed:	81	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3983	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	8450	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	9537

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

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