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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9149 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.