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Tipsy Pixel Party

Acute, alcohol, Appetite, binge drinking, biology, Consumption, Decreases, Drinking, effects, Endocrine System, GLP-1, health, hormones, metabolism, nutrition, Party, physiology, PIXEL, research, satiation signal, Science, study, tipsy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8266	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

Analysis, Audience, branding, Content Creator, digital presence, ENGAGEMENT, favorite tags, Feedback, Followers, Hashtags, influencer, Marketing, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Popular, Server, social media, strategy, TagTastic, Thoughts, trending, Twisty, Twistys

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	2200
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
New Chunks Explored:	795558	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2990

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

emergency, EvacuateMiltonMC, evacuation, evacuation plan, evacuation process, Florida, Florida residents, Florida weather., hurricane evacuation, Hurricane Milton, hurricane preparedness, hurricane response, hurricane season, hurricane updates, natural disaster, Preparation, Safety, Shelter, Situation, smp, Storm, weather

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2988
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

HateHypeFoodCraft

abhorrence, aversion, Culinary, despise, detest, disgust, dislike, Food, hate, HateHypeFoodCraft, loathe, Loathing, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revilement, revulsion, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Void Armor Forged:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal activity, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign interference, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, russia, sentencing, Server, Technology, Ukrainian court

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	731875
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Farms Harvested:	388	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

CraftyChopsticks

27 years, China, Chinese stocks, CraftyChopsticks, economic slowdown, Economy, financial news, global economy, growth concerns, Investment, market analysis, market crash, market fluctuations, market performance, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, stock market, stock market news, Trading, worst fall

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Farms Harvested:	559
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	9263

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

alzheimer’s, Awesome, brain health, Caregiver, cognitive decline, Community, dementia, Disease, elderly care, family, forgetfulness, Friendly, Friends, Long Term Care, Meeting, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative disease, new people, Server, Social Interaction, Support

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	588
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

antibiotic, antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial agents, Brush, dental hygiene, healthcare innovation, Healthcare Technology, infectious diseases, lifesaving antibiotic, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Microbiome, next generation antibiotics, oral health, Preventive medicine., public health, Quest, toothbrush, viral discovery, viral infections, viral therapy, viral treatments, Virus

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Potions Brewed:	164	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!