Join our server and embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and mine for diamonds with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dedication to staying sober. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest loot can only be found by those who are completely sober while playing. So put down that drink and pick up your pickaxe, because your true love might be just a block away on our server!
Are you tired of being a soiboy? Are you tired of talking to women and getting nowhere? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal loneliness!
Join our server and level up your dating game by building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of finding love in the digital age.
Who needs to talk to women when you can slay dragons and craft diamond armor instead? On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.
So say goodbye to being a soiboy and hello to a world of adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Join our server today and find your player 2 in the most epic way possible!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen armed only with a carrot. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to meet this mythical hero!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a petting zoo filled with friendly wolves, adorable pandas, and a llama that spits diamonds (not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Kingdoms-based |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.20.4 |
| Community Size | Small |
| Features | Semi-Vanilla SMP, War and Politics, Weekly Events |
Discord – https://discord.gg/P3qqPHrEGT
To join the Onyx Isle server, you will need to join our Discord and request to be whitelisted.
Our server rules are outlined in the Discord server, but generally include no griefing, respect for other players, and following kingdom guidelines.
Yes, we host weekly events within our communities for players to participate in and enjoy.
Absolutely! Players are free to create their own civilizations, engage in wars, and negotiate peace treaties within the kingdom system.
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriending a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who knows all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
Join us for virtual interviews where you answer questions on video and send it to us – because who needs face-to-face interviews anyway?
But wait, there’s more! Come in for not one, not two, but THREE interviews before we maybe start you in a month if we need you. It’s like a game of job market musical chairs, but with more stress and less fun.
And if that’s not enough, we’ll hire you after a background and drug test that you’ll definitely pass because you’re a model citizen. Then we’ll ghost you for a few months before asking if you’re still interested in starting. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with less screaming and more confusion.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a virtual world where the rules are made up and the job offers don’t matter. It’s a job market adventure like no other!
Mini Anarchy is Minigames like SkyWars, BedWars and more coming soon
BUT the different thing about this Server is HACKS ARE ALLOW (no flying)
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