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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 343 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!