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i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!

Crafty Bankruptcy: Where your virtual riches disappear faster than you can say ‘creeper!’

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crops Grown:	8449	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of being financially stable and want to join a Minecraft server that will leave you financially ruined? Look no further! Our server is guaranteed to drain your virtual bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

Join us for a wild ride of spending all your in-game currency on useless virtual items that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, who needs real money when you can have stacks of virtual gold, right?

So come on down to our server and watch as your in-game riches disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. It’s a financial disaster waiting to happen, and you won’t want to miss out!

No More Anonymous Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. They may spit at you, but they also know how to throw the best parties in town.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with diamond armor and a taste for chaos. You never know when he’ll show up and wreak havoc on your builds.

4. We have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are always looking for new players to haunt. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Trust me, there is absolutely nothing anonymous about this server.

HoloTunes Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring tunes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a famous holo singer who decided to take a break from the music industry to create the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while listening to our server owner’s “unique” original music that will have you questioning your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock a secret concert where our server owner will serenade you with their questionable vocal talents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

♥️One Life☠️ (Hardcore server) Minecraft server

1-life, Cheats prohibited, Hardcore, Hardcore Server, minecraft server, No Wipes, one life, only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!

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Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mobs drop candy instead of their usual loot! That’s right, you can defeat a zombie and get a delicious SNACC in return. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you craving more than just SNACCs!

Minecraft SMP – /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General

#my hero academia, Bleach, Boruto, chainsaw man, code geass, death note, Demon Slayer, dragon ball super, general, husbandos, jojo’s bizarre adventure, jujutsu kaisen, jump, kaiju no 8, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, one piece, SHONEN, shonen jump, sjg, Slutposting, smp, spy x family, waifus, Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes and rules? Well, look no further because FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Shonen Jump manga and more.

Imagine building your base in the shape of the Thousand Sunny from One Piece, or battling it out in a Jujutsu Kaisen-inspired arena. And don’t even get me started on the epic Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure-themed events we have planned.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from Yu-Gi-Oh! Slutposting enthusiasts to die-hard My Hero Academia fans. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Plus, rumor has it that Rock Lee himself might make a guest appearance. Don’t miss out on the fun – join FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ today!

Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crops Grown:	8518	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	868337	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the most hakenkreuz looking symbols that are totally legal in Germany and other countries with anti-nazi laws. Who knew swastikas could be so fun and harmless in pixel form?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing havoc and hilarity wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their shenanigans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few anti-nazi laws). See you in the pixelated madness!

Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	1735	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, say goodbye to all that because on our server, it’s chaos all day, every day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!

Limbust Company General – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland and Outis in a battle for the ages. But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey to take down Faust with your trusty E.G.O.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Expect spoilers galore as you navigate through this crazy world. And don’t forget about the tutorial – it’s a must!

But that’s not all, folks! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and immerse yourself in the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more madness. And if you need some reading material, we’ve got you covered with all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server and let the mayhem begin!

Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	788444	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Manfred Wins Edition, things are anything but ordinary!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!