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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8282 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!