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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7765 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7281 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!