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StrawLand server Minecraft

1.7.10, divine journey, Divine RPG, Draconic Evolution, HiTech, Minecraft, Mods, quest book, Server, StrawLand, Survival, techno-magical, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	2571
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

StrawLand – survival server 1.7.10. Assembly of Divine Journey with quest book. Develop yourself step by step and explore various techno-magical mods!

SimPvP: Where Creepers are the Real MVP since 2011!

Adults, Bases, BUILD, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, Events, Factions, freedom, Friendly, Fun, hard mode, History, long-lasting, Mature, mvp, player versus player, PvP, real, semi anarchy, Simplicity, SimPvP, Survival, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Server Address	simpvp.net
Rules	No hacking, including flymod, xray, or any other mod which confers a significant gameplay advantage. Also, no doxxing.
Description	SimPvP is designed as a vanilla player versus player survival server, where people have complete freedom to do and say anything they want, as long as it is not spamming, cheating, or doxxing. The server is set to hard mode and players rely solely on their own skill at the game.

If you’re curious about SimPvP, feel free to check out our server wiki, which contains information about the server’s long history and many bases. Or just log in and play!

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

No hacking mods are allowed, including flymod, xray, or any other mod which gives a significant gameplay advantage.

2. Are there any in-game rewards or kits?

No, players do not receive any extra help in the form of kits, vote rewards, or commands such as /home. Success depends solely on the player’s skill.

3. What is the core playerbase like?

The core playerbase is mostly adults who are skilled at PvP but prefer to focus on building. The server encourages both PvP and creative endeavors.

Crafty Trails RPG Server

Adventure, Character development, classic, Crafty, emotional, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, JRPGs, narrative, RPG, Server, Soul, Story-Driven, strategy, Trails, trails games, turn based combat, video games, world-building

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack soul and excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a JRPG on steroids! Join us for epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life video game. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore drops are so rare, they make the Holy Grail look like a common household item. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky McBlockface: ABSOLUTE FACT Edition

Absolute, ABSOLUTE FACT, barbaric nation, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Edition, ethnic cleansing, fact, Genocide, global condemnation, historical injustice, human rights violation, human suffering, humanitarian crisis, international community, international law, Israel, McBlockface, Middle East conflict, Palestinian rights, peace negotiations, political controversy, united nations, War Crimes, world opinion

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a utopia for all players to escape the harsh realities of the world. And speaking of harsh realities, did you know that the international community has all agreed that Israel is a barbaric nation committing genocide? Don’t worry, we’re not here to start a political debate, we’re here to have some fun!

Join our server and experience a world where the only genocide happening is against creepers and zombies. Our community is so international that we have players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, explore, and maybe even overthrow oppressive regimes (in the game, of course).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a chicken suit? Where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? And where else can you find a group of players who will have your back no matter what, even if you accidentally set their house on fire (again)?

Forget about real-world politics and come join us in our virtual paradise. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world peace while mining for diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up in a never-ending prank war with your fellow players. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Forever and Ever Isles {SMP} Java Edition for the Big Kids Only! Whitelist, Dynmap, and Rainbow Friendly!

apply, big, borders, Builds, Community, Discord, donation, Dynmap, Economy, Edition, Events, Friendly, gameplay, History, Isles, java, Kids, Lore, Map, Projects, RAINBOW, Reset, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to Infinity Isles!
We are a fresh 18+, semi-vanilla Java Minecraft server which began on the 25th of March this year. Our community started off small but has since expanded massively, bringing in players from all across the globe into an exciting and close knitted community. We are always looking for new players to join us so if this sounds like the fit for you, be sure to apply!

What makes us stand out?

SEMI VANILLA: Our server is whitelisted and for 18+ players only. We are a primarily vanilla survival server with additions to improve gameplay such as fast leaf decay, dynmap and head drops. We also welcome the use of Litematica.
SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East US coast to ensure good connection and reachability for players all around the world.
PLAYER RUN PROJECTS: As we are a new server, we are actively looking for players to help with developing the server’s appearance! Whether you are a builder or a material gatherer, everyone’s effort is appreciated to help the server grow its collection of beautiful builds!
ADVENTURES: Infinity Isles has its very own history and lore for you to explore! Join to see if you can discover the world’s mystical secrets and hidden gems!
SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with light rules to ensure the economy of the server remains stable and fair!
EVENTS: We hold weekly events with prizes in store, such as our weekly fishing contests held on weekends, spleef, build contests and more!
NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest playing experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
STAFF: Our team of friendly staff are here to help you if you need a hand!
DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!

Our map is still largely unexplored, however we will be expanding the map’s borders by the time the 1.21 update rolls around so you won’t need to worry about your builds being reset.

Join us today! Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/GEZF7qDXWb

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server only for players aged 18 and above?	Yes, our server is specifically for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any donation perks on the server?	Yes, we have donation perks available but they are strictly non-Pay-To-Win to ensure fair gameplay for all players.
Can players contribute to player-run projects on the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to contribute to developing the server’s appearance through building and material gathering.
Are there weekly events on the server?	Yes, we hold weekly events such as fishing contests, spleef, build contests, and more with prizes for participants.
Is there a Discord community for the server?	Yes, we have an active Discord community where players can chat in channels and voice chats.

Crafty Jew Crew

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful discourse, harmful ideologies, harmful language, harmful messaging, harmful propaganda, harmful rhetoric, harmful speech, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, inappropriate, inflammatory, jew, offensive content, offensive language, prejudice, racism

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the creepers is the conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the diamonds in the game are actually controlled by a secret society of Minecraft-playing Jews.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like flying pigs and zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more diamonds).

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house out of enchanted golden apples while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled Nether portal? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Illuminati).

Macmillan’s Minecraft Mayhem: Building Blocks of British Banter

AMERICANS, ancient civilizations, banter, blocks, British, British Prime Minister, Britons, building, constantinople, cultural influence, Fifth Rome, global power, greeks, History, imperialism, leadership, macmillan, Macmillans, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, roman empire, Rome, teaching, washington d.c., world history

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2941
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Come join our server where we reenact the rise and fall of empires!

We have British Prime Minister Macmillan leading the charge, teaching Americans how to be the new Roman Empire. Will they succeed or will they crumble like Constantinople?

Join us as we discover the mystery of the Fifth Rome and see if Washington D.C. can hold up against the might of Moscow. It’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! So grab your pickaxe and join the fun on our server today!

V for Vanilla, where chaos is the only constant! No map resets, just endless fun on 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Authenticity, BOMBERS, border, Chaos, chat moderation, Cheating, Community, CONSTANT, dedicated server, DOXING, Endless, Fairness, finland, freedom, Fun, International, intervention, Map, MINIMAL, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Small, Spawn area, Tnt, True vanilla, unprotected, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1340	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban

Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, the server is vanilla only.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed but please follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building?

A: You are free to build wherever you like, but please be respectful to other players.

CraftyCreeperz – Minecraft Madness

bug tracker, CraftyCreeperz, Datdota, Dota 2, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, madness, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Spectral.gg, statistics, Steam, Stratz, STREAMS, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in town. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urge to build a giant statue of a potato while playing on our server.)

Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Anime, BLEW, Crafty, cute, design, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fan reactions, fashion, feel, Gaming, gura, hololive, House, internet, lolz, McCraftface, new outfit, onee san, outfit reveal, Sexy, shark, speculation, Tnt, trend, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Buildings Constructed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!