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CarbCraze EnduroCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

HEY U, YEA U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT INTENSIVE SHORT-TERM NIGHT-TIME CARBOHYDRATE RESTRICTION AND EXERCISE BEFORE BREAKFAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GONNA ALTER ENERGY METABOLISM AND PROMOTE ENDURANCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS! SO COME ON AND JOIN DA FUN, WE GONNA MAKE UR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE WILD AND WACKY! LET’S GET LIT!

GrateHost Demo

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Votes:	805
Ores Mined:	4422	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

This server showcases GrateHost’s hosting capabilities and is designed to handle up to 400 players simultaneously. It operates as a survival server with an expected uptime of 99.9%, running indefinitely unless changes in management or unforeseen circumstances arise. Feel free to use this server like a regular survival SMP, invite friends and enjoy the gameplay together. As the server has the ability to hold 400 players at any given time this allows you in theory invite a small town and play at the same time or to use this server as is for LAN parties if you wish.

demo.gratehost.com

CraftLies

Anarchy, borders, Casino World, cheat-free, Clan, Competition, competitive, CraftLies, Cross-Play, End World, Events, Fun, Item World, MCMMO, Minecraft, Nether world, Netherite scrap, PvP, Raiding, Server, Special items, strategic battles, Survival, Tournaments, unique gaming experience, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Holy Grails Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Our server offers a completely cheat-free anarchy environment. You can join forces with your friends by establishing your own clan and participate in strategic battles. While the borders of our world expand from -5000 to 5000, the Nether world is limited from -2000 to 2000. There is no Netherite scrap in the Nether world, which increases the difficulty of the game.

We have an Item World where you can buy special items. You can also try your luck in the Casino World and multiply your items. Enjoy the competition with the last remaining events and tournaments held regularly.

The End world is intentionally closed and will not be opened. This helps our server to offer a different and unique gaming experience.

If you’re looking for a competitive and fun Minecraft experience, you’ve come to the right place!

oyna.craftlies.net.tr

GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

Alt-Right, BREAKING, breaking news, cancel culture, controversy, cyberbullying, DOXING, ethics in journalism, far right, free speech, GayJewCraft, Groypers, internet drama, jew, Jewish community, LGBTQ, literal gay, milo yiainopolous, News, online harassment, online safety, political commentator, Server, social media

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the literal gay jew Milo Yiainopolous! He’s here to dox groypers because they dox other people too or something, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, controversy, and crafting. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with Milo Yiainopolous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

“SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP

banned from /v/, banned users, controversial opinions, critical reviews, dark souls iii, Gaming Community, gaming culture, human filth, Minecraft, negative experiences, online forums, Personal preferences, remotely praises, smp, SoulfulSMP, strong opinions, subhuman, subjective opinions, toxic fandom, Unironically, video games, worst games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8478	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Votes:	9729	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of being banned from online forums for speaking your mind? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos without fear of being judged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the rebels, troublemakers, and meme lords out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build ridiculous structures that defy all laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner troll run wild. Just remember, if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a boring, normal human being.

BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum

#announcement, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, facebook, family, miscarriage, mother-in-law, Nightmare, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultimatum

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	74	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Animals Bred:	141	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and adventure!

We promise that our server is a safe space where you can escape from the craziness of real life. No overbearing mother-in-laws allowed! Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will have your back, no matter what ultimatums you give your partner.

So come join us and build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with in-laws from hell.

PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP

Affection, attraction, Bond, charming, Connection, endearing, Favorite, habits, idiosyncrasies, love, odd, partner, PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP, peculiar, Qualities, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Traits, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	3323	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Votes:	6482
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. From building giant statues of llamas to battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our players have the most unusual tastes in partners. We’ve got a guy who’s in love with his pet chicken, a girl who’s obsessed with her talking parrot, and even a player who’s dating a block of dirt! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, come join us and see just how weird things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Boundaries, break up, Communication, compatibility, deal breaker, emotional connection, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Open-mindedness, partner, personal boundaries, relationship, sexual compatibility, sexual desires, sexual exploration, sexual needs, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, Trust

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest kinks? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your kinky needs. We have a dedicated “Breakup Island” where players can break up with their virtual partners over the most ridiculous kinks imaginable. From a love of crafting with only pink wool to a passion for building giant statues of pickles, we’ve got it all! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find your perfect kink match on our server!

RussianPeace Minecraft Server

aggression, complaint, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Invasion, invasion threat, Military, Minecraft, Peace, peaceful people, Politics, protest, russia, RussianPeace, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6105
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. Like, Russia was all like, “Yo, our peaceful people don’t deserve to be invaded, bro.” And we were like, “Dude, come join our server and you won’t have to worry about no invasions, man.”

We got dragons flying around, man. Like, real life dragons. And they’re all like, “Yo, let’s party on this server, man.” And we’re all like, “Heck yeah, dragons, let’s do this.”

And then there’s this one time, right, where we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken. And we were all like, “Dude, this chicken is no match for us, man.” And we totally defeated it and now it’s our pet.

So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and hang out with dragons and giant chickens, then you gotta join our server, man. It’s gonna be a blast, bro.

MoscowDroneWars

Aerial, Airbase, aircraft, Attack, Defense, Drones, intelligence, key, Military, Moscow, MoscowDroneWars, Operation, reconnaissance, Russian, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Target, Technology, unmanned, WARFARE

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so, like, u kno how drones r like flyin robots n stuff? well, on this amazin minecraft server, we got drones too! but not just any drones, these drones r targetin a key russian airbase near moscow! u can join in on the action and help take down the airbase with ur trusty drone army! plus, u can build ur own base and defend it from the russian drones tryna take u down. it’s like a real life video game, but in minecraft! so come join the fun and show those russian drones who’s boss!