Join the Hot Mess that is United Lands SMP! No Square Brackets, No Curly Braces, Just Chaos and Fun!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	793	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Animals Bred:	194
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	9933
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and rewarding experiences.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: red.unitedlands.org
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Can I see the server map?	Yes, you can view the map at https://map.unitedlands.org

CountryIncel Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchantments Applied:	104	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Potions Brewed:	180	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being ignored by wild women on river cruises while you sip on your aperol spritz? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be the king of the virtual world! No more rejection, just endless possibilities to build, explore, and conquer. Join us now and leave those wild women in the dust as you create your own epic adventure! Who needs real-life rejection when you can rule the digital realm?

SMP: CopaCraft – The Horrendous Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the Copa America of Minecraft SMPs – absolutely horrendous! But don’t worry, that just adds to the fun.

Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyHousemateGrief

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the perfect place for you.

Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.

Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!

TastyTrio SMP – Weird Eats!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a side of insanity? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more crazy food combinations than you can shake a stick at! Ever tried a creeper sandwich with a side of diamond soup? How about a cake made entirely of obsidian? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted food-filled world!

FunCraftz

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Votes:	9664	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Do you enjoy building towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks? How about riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie hordes with a carrot sword? Or maybe you prefer organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses? Whatever your idea of fun is, our Minecraft server has it all and more!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community of players is as wacky and wonderful as they come, always ready to team up for a spontaneous dance party or a daring raid on a neighboring village.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of absurdity awaits you? But one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment here!

XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!

SupernaLuna2.0: Where cows fly and creepers do the Macarena!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	771	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Void Armor Forged:	19

Supernaluna SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/how-to-move-a-channel-on-discord/">Server</a>

Welcome to Supernaluna SMP Server

Join us for Season 2 as we embark on epic journeys together!

Visit our website and join our Discord server.

Features:

Plugin/Feature	Description
McMMO	Enhance your gameplay with RPG elements
Economy	Trade and earn in-game currency
Jobs	Take on different roles for rewards
Warps	Easy access to community locations
Veinminer	Quickly mine entire veins of ores
/sethome	Set your home location for teleportation
/rtp	Teleport randomly to explore new areas
Cosmetic Ranks	Get special roles based on playtime

Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
PvP must always be consensual
No x-ray, hacked clients or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord.

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?	A: No, the server is open to all players.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?	A: The community is made up of adults, but all ages are welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and experience the adventures together.

GreenGamerz Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ores Mined:	6249
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine? Look no further than our server, where the 201st Wind blows with the force of a thousand creepers exploding at once! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). They teamed up with a group of players who were so skilled, they could defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Together, they built a castle so magnificent, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Immergreen, a player so skilled at PvP that they once took on an entire army of griefers single-handedly and emerged victorious. Rumor has it that they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed and tame creepers as pets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

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