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FitCraft Minecraft Server

coathanger wire, copyright infringement, digital piracy, dogshit internet, file compression, file sharing, FitCraft, FitGirl repacks, illegal downloads, low bandwidth, Minecraft, net win, online piracy, pirate sites, poor thirdies, Server, slow download speeds, slow internet connection, software cracking, software piracy, torrenting, unpacking files, waiting time

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!

CrashCraft: Not My Fault!

aita, blocked friends, car accident, car crash, Crashcraft, damages, deductible, Fault, financial burden, friend drama, friendship, insurance claim, minimum wage, parked car, Principle, RESPONSIBILITY, rough day, spilled drinks, split payment, Starbucks, totalled car, Young drivers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy Starbucks story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Imagine driving around in Minecraft with your friends, filling up virtual tanks, and causing chaos just like Tana did with Bee’s car. But don’t worry, there are no parked Volkswagens to hit in our world – just endless fun and laughter.

Forget about splitting payments for car damages, on our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot you find on epic quests. And if you accidentally spill your virtual drink, there’s no need to argue about who’s responsible – just grab a virtual mop and clean it up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, adventures are endless, and the only thing you’ll be blocking is creeper explosions. Who needs Starbucks drama when you can have Minecraft madness?

BlockCrafted Minecraft Server

avoiding distractions, BlockCrafted, concentration, Focus, goal-setting, healthy habits, long term focus., mental clarity, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, organization, Prioritization, productivity, self improvement, self-discipline, Server, staying on track, Stress Management, success strategies, task management, Time management, work habits

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of getting distracted while playing Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a secret potion that will keep you laser-focused for hours on end. Just one sip and you’ll be building epic structures like a pro!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to blow up your hard work.

And if you ever feel yourself losing focus, don’t worry! We have a team of trained parrots that will squawk motivational messages in your ear until you’re back on track.

So come on down to our server and see just how focused you can be when you’re surrounded by chaos and mayhem!

CraftyWifeGiftFailz

appreciation, awkward, Communication, CraftyWifeGiftFailz, Disappointment, feelings, gift giving, Girlfriend, Gratitude, guys, Honesty, Manners, Polite, Presents, reddit, relationship, Surprises, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Wife, worst gift

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a chance to battle against a giant Ender Dragon that can breakdance, or team up with your friends to build a castle made entirely out of cake. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly zombies who love to dance the Macarena.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures imaginable? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WazzaniWarsMC

airstrikes, Al Wazzani, Al Wazzani town, Arab media, Attacks, border, Conflict, escalation, Friday morning, international news, Israel, Lebanon-Israel relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, ongoing situation, Reports, southern Lebanon, Tensions, violence, WazzaniWarsMC

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up towns like Al Wazzani in southern Lebanon for funsies! we got crazy attacks happening all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s a total blast! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

MosquitoMishapMC

Accidental, danger, deadly disease, disease transmission, Fatal, fatal consequences, health risk, insect, mosquito, mosquito bite, mosquito control, mosquito-borne illness, MosquitoMishapMC, public health, unaware, unawareness, Unintentional, Unknowingly, UNNOTICED, vector-borne disease, Virus

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where someone once killed a mosquito with a deadly disease and didn’t even know it? That’s right, we’ve got all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!

Join us for epic adventures, where the mobs are more scared of us than we are of them. We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and even a few Nether stars.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CellDysfunctionCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	179471	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Enchantments Applied:	221	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	5857	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the madness of Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest of players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Yes, you heard that right, bacon buildings! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on down to Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

MineCrafty Epiphany Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Emotional Abuse, epiphany, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, historical treatment of women, Human Behavior, Kindness, minecrafty, Misogyny, past traditions, physical abuse, psychological effects, self worth, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, societal norms, women’s behavior, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	220	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3845
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered the secret to why women were kind and loving in the past but are now a bunch of attention-seeking whores! It turns out, it all comes down to being beaten and abused emotionally and physically – the more you treat someone like crap, the kinder they become. It’s like a reverse psychology experiment gone wrong!

Join us as we dive into the depths of human behavior and uncover the mysteries of why people act the way they do. Explore our server and enjoy the revelation, my sons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining at the same time? Come join us and see for yourself!

OrthoCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Christianity, Church, Community, Conversion, denomination, doctrine, doubt, FAITH, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, nonconformity, OrthoCraft, Orthodox, Practice, Questioning, Religion, Server, spirituality, theology, tradition, Worship

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Crops Grown:	8087	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144

Are you tired of being a Minecraft heretic? Join our server and become a true believer in the ways of blocky Orthodoxy! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond rainbows and creeper angels roaming the land.

But beware, for the non-believers are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your precious diamonds and turn you into a heretic. Only by joining our server can you protect yourself from their evil ways and bask in the glory of the blocky heavens.

So why aren’t you Orthodox, anon? Join our server today and let the power of the Minecraft gods guide you to victory!

LunchBoxLegends Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on your Minecraft server? Join our server for a variety of lunch options that will blow your mind! From tuna sandwiches to chicken salad to veggie wraps, we’ve got it all!

Just like Jack’s lunches, our server is full of surprises and variety. And if anyone tries to tell you to change your lunch, just tell them to sit somewhere else! We don’t tolerate lunch shaming here.

So come join us on the playground of Minecraft servers, where the sandwiches are delicious and the drama is always entertaining. Who knows, you might even run into a Karen or two along the way!