festival humour – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

2055GoogleMC SMP

2055GoogleMC, Advanced technology, Curiosity, Future, future communication, future culture, future discoveries, future exploration, future information, future internet, future inventions, future knowledge, future society, future trends, future world, futuristic society, google search, smp, Technology, Time Jump, time travel, waking up in the future

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the year is 2055 and the world has been taken over by sentient chickens! Join us as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with clucking chaos and eggcellent adventures.

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon against our feathered foes – the legendary Diamond Chicken Sword! Crafted from the finest feathers and enchanted with the power of poultry, this sword will make you cluck all the way to victory.

Join us on this epic quest to overthrow our chicken overlords and reclaim the Minecraft world for humanity! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and start Googling for the best chicken recipes to celebrate our inevitable victory!

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BlockyBreakups

annoying habits, BlockyBreakups, Breakups, DATING, deal breakers, funny, high maintenance, INSIGNIFICANT, nitpicking, Pet Peeves, petty reasons, quirky, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, Shallow, silly reasons, stopped dating, superficial, trivial, turn-offs

Are you tired of dating players who don’t know how to craft a diamond sword? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is full of skilled crafters who know their way around a crafting table! Join us and find your perfect crafting partner today!

One player joined our server and found out their date didn’t know how to make a bed in Minecraft. Can you believe it? Needless to say, they broke up immediately and found love on our server with someone who could build a mansion in no time!

Don’t waste your time dating someone who doesn’t know the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli. Join our server and find love with someone who can build you a castle fit for a queen (or king)!

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KurskCraft: Emergency Edition

border control, civilian safety, conflict escalation, Crisis, defense readiness, Edition, emergency, emergency measures, emergency protocols, government response, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, military intervention, military presence, national defense, political tension, regional instability, russia, security threat, state of emergency, territorial dispute

hey u! yes u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join this one! why u ask? cuz in this server, we got a whole city of talking cows who love to dance to disco music all day long! not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where u can ride on giant chickens and shoot laser beams at creepers!

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to russia in the server? yea, that’s right! u can visit the state of emergency in kursk and help fight off the evil incursion with your trusty diamond sword! but be careful, cuz the zombies there are extra spicy and will try to steal your enchanted armor!

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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WeekendSurvival

horror films, horror flicks, horror genre, horror movie characters, horror movie cliches, horror movie plot, horror movie settings, horror movie survival, horror movie themes, horror movie tropes, horror movies, night time horror, night time terror, scary movies, survival horror, Survive the night, Suspense, Thriller, weekend, weekend horror, WeekendSurvival

join our minecraft server if you want to survive the night during the weekend like in those horror movies but without the scary stuff because we have unicorns and rainbows instead.

we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies dance the thriller dance and the creepers do the macarena.

if you join us, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and explore the mystical land of cheeseburgers and ice cream mountains.

we have a special event where you can challenge the ender dragon to a dance off and if you win, you get a crown made of diamonds and emeralds.

come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you laugh until you cry and then cry until you laugh again.

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AminoGlycoCraft

adverse effects, AminoGlycoCraft, Aminoglycoside antibiotics, antibiotic resistance, Antibiotic Therapy, bacterial infections, common use, drug development, Drug Interactions, drug safety, Healthcare, hearing loss, kidney damage, Medical research, metabolic health, microbial resistance, Pharmacology, potential risks, public health, side effects, treatment guidelines

so, like, u know how u always on the lookout for a sick minecraft server to join, right? well, lemme tell u bout this one, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride for ur brain cells, dude.

first off, the admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a house made entirely out of diamonds? they got u covered. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? no problem, they’ll hook u up.

but wait, there’s more. the mobs on this server are no joke, man. they’re like supercharged with caffeine or somethin’, they’ll keep u on ur toes at all times. and don’t even get me started on the loot drops, it’s like christmas every time u kill a zombie.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. u gotta solve riddles and navigate through booby traps to get there, but trust me, it’s worth it.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of ur life. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about aminoglycoside antibiotics along the way. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

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I’m hosting a version of the Stanford vacation experiment. No mods, just fun!

activities, AUTHORITY, dynamics, effects, Environment, Experiment, Explore, Fun, Google form, Guards, Hosting, Lil_KleinStein, Minecraft, Mods, Other, participants, perceived power, power, Prison, prisoners, Roles, sign up, stanford, stanford prison experiment, vacation, Version

Server Name	Lil_KleinStein’s Prison Experiment
Server Type	Minecraft
Objective	Explore the effects of perceived power and authority within a Minecraft prison setting
Roles	Prisoners and Guards
Participation	Various activities mimicking dynamics of a prison environment

FAQ:

Q: How can I sign up for the Lil_KleinStein’s Prison Experiment?

A: All information and how to sign up can be found in this google form.

Q: What happens after I sign up?

A: You will be assigned a role as either a prisoner or guard and will participate in the activities within the Minecraft prison setting.

Q: How long does the experiment last?

A: The duration of the experiment may vary, but typically it lasts for a specific period determined by the organizers.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow during the experiment?

A: Yes, participants are expected to follow the rules and guidelines set by the organizers to ensure a smooth and successful experiment.

Q: Can I participate if I am new to Minecraft or inexperienced with the game?

A: All levels of experience are welcome to participate in the experiment. The focus is on the dynamics of power and authority, rather than gaming skills.

CelticCraft Minecraft Server

bagpipes, CelticCraft, challenge, change my mind, Cool, culture, debate, Europe, Haggis, heritage, Kilts, Minecraft, scottish, Scottish culture, Scottish food, scottish history, scottish music, Scottish pride, Scottish traditions, Server, tartan, Traditions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Highland fling with a side of haggis! Join us and immerse yourself in the coolest culture in all of yuropa – Scottish culture! We’ve got bagpipes playing in the background, sheep roaming freely, and players wearing kilts while battling it out in epic PvP battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Nessie in our custom-made Loch Ness biome. So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craic like never before!

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CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP: Season 2 When?

CraftyCrafter420, long tail tag, Minecraft, Season, SEASON 2, smp, when

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Season 2 is coming and it’s going to be more lit than a Nether fortress on fire!

Join us for epic quests like hunting down the elusive “Chickenzilla” – a giant chicken that terrorizes the land with its massive wings and insatiable appetite for seeds. Or how about teaming up with your fellow players to take on the evil “Creeper King” who has declared war on all blocky beings?

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Disco Sheep” that boogies down whenever you play a jukebox nearby. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Diamond Rain” event where diamonds literally rain from the sky (watch out for falling anvils though)!

So why wait? Join our server for a wild ride full of craziness, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Season 2 is coming and you won’t want to miss it!

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SouvenirSavage Minecraft Server

Chicago teams, Confrontation, ice cream, Minecraft, mini baseball helmet, MLB Game, MONEY, Niece, Parking, Pay, Replacement, Ryan, Server, sister’s boyfriend, social anxiety, Souvenir, SouvenirSavage, team logo, ticket, Upset, visit every MLB stadium, WIBTA

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about my niece Stefanie and her boyfriend Ryan. You see, Stefanie bought a mini baseball helmet ice cream at a game and Ryan, being the ultimate rival team fan, threw it away because he couldn’t stand to see anything from the other team. Can you believe it? The audacity!

Now, imagine the kind of shenanigans that go down on our server. If you think that’s wild, just wait until you see what else is in store for you. And hey, if you join now, we might even throw in a free virtual baseball helmet ice cream for you to cherish forever (or until someone throws it away, that is).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual ice cream helmet drama of your own.

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StepKidzCarPoolNoMore

blended family, challenging relationships, co-parenting challenges, communication breakdown, conflicting priorities, custody disputes, disrespectful behavior., emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family Therapy, hurtful comments, lack of support, marriage therapy, negative attitudes, parenting struggles, Resentment, step-parenting, stepkids, StepKidzCarPoolNoMore, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with stepkids who think they own the place, exes who can’t let go, and a wife who can’t decide whose side she’s on.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of therapy sessions in pixel form, where you can work out your issues with virtual blocks instead of real tears. Build your way to a better relationship with your stepkids, or just block them out completely – the choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to prove your worth as a parent and spouse in the world of Minecraft. Join now and show everyone that you can handle the heat, even if it’s coming from a bunch of pixelated kids who think they know it all. Let’s block and roll!

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