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The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Emeralds Found:	7752
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

administrator, architectural, Buildings, Community, Creative, Events, Fabulous, Fantasic, Gaming, ideas, inspiration, landscapes, Meitenes, Minecraft, Rafts, Sanctuary, Server, Spleef, STREAMS, Unique, Videos

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

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Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

2f, 3f, 64, Arena, blu-dev, bros, Fizzi, Game, github, Latency Mod, latency slider, melee, Minecraft, MONEY, netplay, p.., pastebin, Quickplay, rugpull, Server, SMASH, Smash Remix, ssbg, Super, super smash bros, Working

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	763005
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying poll, annoying survey, comedy, comedy poll, Entertainment, funny, funny or irritating, funny survey, humor, humor or annoyance, humor poll, humor vs annoyance, humor vs annoyance poll, IRRITATING, Minecraft, opinion, poll, smp, Strawpoll, survey, Vote

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Animals Bred:	157
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	7919	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Emeralds Found:	2571	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

Breaking Point, Closure, decision, emotional intelligence, GutWalkinAway, healing, Instinct, intuition, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-trust, smp, Trust, trust your gut, walk away

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

2015vs2025

2015, 2015vs2025, 2025, Advancements, changes, comparison, Evolution, experiences, Future, growth, Lifestyle, Memories, Nostalgia, past, possessions, progress, Reflection, Technology, time passing, trends

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8700	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!