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Technomancers Legacy

1.7.10, Blood Magic, industrialcraft, Link, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, PvE, PvP, Rotarycraft, Server, Technology, Technomancers Legacy, Thaumcraft, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Emeralds Found:	5976	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

A 1.7.10 server concentrating on technology and magic including Thaumcraft, Blood Magic, Industrialcraft, Rotarycraft, and more. Modpack link: https://www.mediafire.com/file/dr9kxszn9psj58y/Mods.rar/file

135.148.63.153

Pandora’s Box of Vanilla Monkeys Season 3: The SMP Strikes Back

Active players, alliances, bedrock, Box, colonial empire, content creators, crossplay, Events, global peace, java, lone wolf, Lore, monkeys, PANDORAS, Revolutions, roleplayers, Season, smp, Staff, Streamers, strikes, Support, Survival, tutorials, Vanilla, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	111	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	35	Void Armor Forged:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5997

PANDORA SMP SEASON 3

WITH JAVA AND BEDROCK CROSSPLAY

⇨ Create your own Nation! Forge Alliances! Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! ⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your Colonial Empire! ⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! ⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Nation striving to achieve Global Peace**With endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make! **

Details

Server Features
1.21 Survival
Unique Overworld, Nether and End!
Whitelist and Application
Hundreds of active Players
Perfectly optimized to minimize lag
Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!
Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more…
Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides

*Invite Link: https://discord.com/invite/cQTfB7D4cs*

It is time to take matters into your own hands and Decide Your Destiny! The 3rd Season of the Pandora SMP is launching alongside 1.21, don’t miss it!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join by applying for the whitelist via the Discord server link provided above.

Q: Is the server optimized for minimal lag? A: Yes, the server is perfectly optimized to minimize lag for a smooth gaming experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server? A: Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming environment. These will be provided upon joining the server.

Q: Can I create my own nation on the server? A: Yes, you can create your own nation, forge alliances, and engage in wars and alliances with other players.

GreekWarz Minecraft Server

#youtube, Conflict, Cyprus, Drones, european union, Germans, greece, GreekWarz, humor, inter-European wars, international relations, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, satire, Server, sun beds, tourism, towels, travel, vacation, Video

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the ultimate summer showdown in Greece and Cyprus, where players battle it out with towel-bombing drones developed by the mischievous Germans. Will you be able to defend your sun bed from the onslaught of fluffy projectiles? Or will you join forces with the natives in a quest for peace and relaxation? Watch out for unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this wacky and wild world. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Nikke’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

160 wall, character limit, free to play, game design, game monetization, game progression, Gaming, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, nikke, Nikkes, PIXEL, player commitment, player experience, player frustration, player investment, player retention, player-engagement, Playground, Server, spending limit, Virtual Economy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of hitting that 160 wall and feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of character limits? Well, fear not, because on our server, we break those limits not once, not twice, but THREE times! That’s right, you’ll have more characters than you know what to do with.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have been known to go from zero to hero without spending a single dime. That’s right, you can become a Minecraft legend without ever opening your wallet.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

CraftyCouchPotatoGF

aita, Boyfriend, Conflicts, CraftyCouchPotatoGF, disregarding, Enjoy, expressive, genuine, good shows, Honesty, lying.., opinion, Preference, reactions, Recommend, sharing, shows, Stubborn, talking it through, TASTES, Watching

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further, because our server is like watching a TV show with your picky boyfriend – full of surprises and drama!

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to convince your boyfriend to watch a show with you. Will he finally give in and join you on this epic adventure? Or will he stubbornly stick to his guns like a creeper waiting to explode?

Experience the thrill of lying about watching a show just to get your boyfriend to join you – except this time, it’s all in good fun! Who knew deception could be so entertaining?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a plot twist that even your boyfriend couldn’t predict!

PixelFlicks Minecraft Server

big screen, car culture, cinematic experience, classic movies, concession stand, Date night, double feature, drive-in movie theater, Entertainment, family fun, film lovers, Minecraft, movie buffs, movie marathon, movie night, Nostalgia, outdoor cinema, PixelFlicks, Popcorn, projector, retro films, Server, summer nights

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Votes:	8145
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can build your very own drive-in movie theater and host epic double features every night! Picture this: the first double feature would be “Zombie Pigmen Attack” followed by “Creepers Gone Wild.” Get ready to experience the ultimate movie night under the stars with your fellow blocky friends. Join now for a chance to win a virtual popcorn machine and unlimited virtual soda refills! Don’t miss out on the craziest movie experience in the Minecraft universe!

BlockyBedBloopers

awkward conversations, awkward positions, awkward sex, BlockyBedBloopers, comical mishaps, comical situations, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing noises, embarrassing sex stories, funny bloopers, funny fails, Funny Moments, hilarious encounters, humorous escapades, humorous experiences, ridiculous moments, silly anecdotes, silly mistakes, silly sex, unexpected interruptions, unexpected mishaps

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!

BoneCraft – GummyWorms

Artificial, BoneCraft, bones, candy, Chewy, Colorful, DELICIOUS, dessert, Fruity, Fun, gummy candy, gummy worms, GummyWorms, Halloween, Kids, long tail tag, more bones than actual worms, Party, snack, sugary, sweets, Treats, worms

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, the gummy worms here have more bones in them than actual worms. like, what even is that?! u can mine for diamonds and find gummy worm bones instead, it’s wild. plus, the mobs here are all dressed up in gummy worm costumes and they drop candy instead of loot. it’s a sugar rush of a server, u won’t wanna leave once u join. come get ur sweet tooth fix and mine for those gummy worm bones, it’s a party up in here!

SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun!

arousal, EMBARRASSMENT, female ejaculation, Female Pleasure, Fun, Humiliation, Intimacy, limited understanding, partner’s reaction, pornography, research study, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, SPLASH, SquirtCraft, Squirting, women’s sexual experiences

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Pinktopia

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Pinktopia is a long-time SFW Discrord group for Pinktopia; we have created an environment for you to thrive and express yourself creatively and meet other like-minded individuals.

Pinktopia provides fun-filled entertainment for everyone to enjoy. Virtual Proms, Holiday Parties, and so much more!

JOIN OUR DISCORD!~

join.pinktopia.net