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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8281 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.
so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!
