Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!

anti-neet, basic needs, blocks, Crafty, CREEPERS, economic struggle, feeding oneself, financial burden, Financial Security, government policy, grocery store, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare inequality, healthcare system, Home ownership, jewish scheme, Life, NEET, old age, Retirement, social welfare, universal healthcare, work

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8289
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.

Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

MotherLover Minecraft SMP

desire, dream, explicit, explicit fantasy, Fake, family, FANTASY, Forbidden, Incest, Lust, Minecraft, Mother, Motherlover, Naughty, Roleplay, scandalous, seduction, sexual fantasy, Sin, smp, taboo, temptation, weekend

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1995	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since they were in diapers. They may not be the best at PvP, but they sure know how to throw a good party in the Nether.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Fake-making Mama. She’s been making the most realistic fake blocks you’ve ever seen since before you were even born. Want to prank your friends with a fake diamond ore? She’s got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

CraftyCounselorMomma

aita, anger, Apology, class work, cookie cutter apology, coordination, CraftyCounselorMomma, devastated, germs, Leukemia, medical condition, personal problems, Physical, Private, Remission, routine blood tests, school counselor, Teacher, Telling, Treatment, vice principal

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7641	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further! Our server is so discreet, even your nosy school counselor won’t find out about your personal problems!

Join us for a leukemia-free gaming experience where the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! Our server is so exclusive, even the germs won’t be able to find you here.

With a community that respects your boundaries and keeps your secrets safe, you can game in peace without worrying about unwanted disclosures. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless you want to share them, of course!

JobQuittersMC SMP

JobQuittersMC, smp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of working a boring 9 to 5 job? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

We’ve had players quit their jobs on the first day because they couldn’t tear themselves away from our server. One player even claimed they found a secret diamond mine in the virtual world and decided to dedicate their life to mining it all day, every day.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world for a virtual paradise, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual millionaire?

PandemicCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of staring at the same four walls during the pandemic? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Our server is so addictive, it’s been known to cure boredom, insomnia, and even the common cold. Rumor has it that one player built an entire castle made out of diamonds just because they could.

So if you’re looking for a new hobby that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join our server and start crafting your way to greatness. Who knows, you might even discover the cure for world hunger while you’re at it.

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Alerts, counterintelligence, Criminal activities, criminal networks, Criminals., Espionage, espionage activities, foreign interference, government alerts, Intelligence Operations, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, norway, political sabotage, recruiting, Russian intelligence, sabotage, SabotageCraft, security measures, Server, threat

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	196	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Magic Items Found:	6473	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! You gotta join this server, cuz let me tell you, it’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We got Russian Intelligence trying to recruit criminals for sabotage, like what the actual block?! But don’t worry, we got Steve and his army of diamond armor-wearing chickens ready to protect our pixelated land. So come on down and join the fun, or else you might end up getting blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

PalianytsiaCraft

arms race, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, long-range weapon, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strategy, missile technology, Palianytsia, PalianytsiaCraft, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1932	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Farms Harvested:	702	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	1022
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! This server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, ready to unleash the epic ‘Palianytsia’ weapon on all our enemies (aka griefers and noobs).

Join us if you want to be part of a war with Russia (in-game, of course) and witness the power of this insane weapon that can shoot TNT blocks from one end of the map to the other.

We’ve got crazy PvP battles, epic build competitions, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world with us! Join now or forever be stuck mining dirt in some boring server. Let’s do this, gamers! 🚀💣🔥

Aberrant: Where the mods are so wild, even the whitelist plays pretend.

Aberrant, Beta, Campanion, Contests, Croptopia, Discord link, emotes, everglow smp, Giveaways, Gunpowder Currency, hypixel, Invasion Of Chorus, Lands, Mods, Origins, outcast, pixelmon realms, PLAYS, PRETEND, Roleplay, Server Art, SETTLEMENT, Sirius-Arc galaxy, Talbot’s Return, TOWN, Whitelist, Wiki, Wild

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Items Found:	5683
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Aberrant SMP

Overview

Aberrant is a planet located in the Sirius-Arc galaxy. With a radius of 3,270 Kilometers, it is large enough to hold lifeforms and keep a (mostly) stable surface and ecosystem. Aberrant has drinkable water, breathable air, and mostly tolerable temperatures. It is home to hundreds of lifeforms, from lesser creatures such as livestock and undead to more advanced lifeforms, created through rapidly induced evolutionary steps. The Aberrant SMP is a Season One, up-and-coming roleplay and lore-focused Origins server with a lovely community and incredibly fun gameplay.

Features

A curated modlist featuring The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and more
Monthly Giveaways and Contests
Themed monthly updates with player-decided votes for new origins
Server-wide story events
Cosmetic donator ranks
Roster of 29+ origins with new ones added monthly
Open wiki full of characters and world lore
Custom Emotes and Server Art

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining our community and making your mark in a brand new, growing world, we’d love to see you in our Discord to get whitelisted. Best of luck in the Aberrant!

Discord Link Here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. Visit the Discord link provided above.
Are there monthly events?	Yes, we have themed monthly updates and server-wide story events for all players to enjoy.
What mods are included in the modlist?	Our modlist includes The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and more vanilla-flavored mods.
Can I contribute to the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Our server has an open wiki full of characters and world lore that is accessible to all server members.
Are there giveaways and contests?	Yes, we have monthly giveaways and contests for all players to participate in and win exciting rewards.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, alphabet boys, Blackmail, cia, collaboration, Conspiracy, distrust, Elite, end goals, Espionage, fbi, government agencies, information gathering, intelligence community, Manipulation, Minecraft, national security, power dynamics, Rivalry, secrecy, Server, Spycraft, Surveillance

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the alphabet boys are not just a government agency, but a group of elite players who run the show! Join us if you want to uncover their secrets, work with them, or even take them down!

Are they working together to dominate the server, or do they secretly hate each other and are plotting against one another? What are their end goals – to control all the diamonds, or to build the biggest castle in the land?

And don’t forget about the elite players who are in cahoots with the alphabet boys – are they allies or enemies? Maybe they’re all just using each other to climb to the top of the leaderboard!

Join our server and dive into a world of intrigue, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles. Who knows, you might even uncover some dirt on the higher-ups and cause a power upheaval that will go down in Minecraft history! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: SteinsCraft – Time Traveling to 2010 Japan

Akihabara, Alternate timelines, Anime, Character development, Daru Hashida, dystopian future, emotional depth, Japan, Japanese culture, Kurisu Makise, Mayuri Shiina, mind-bending plot, Minecraft, Okabe Rintarou, Otaku, realistic portrayal, science fiction, smp, steins gate, SteinsCraft, Suzuha Amane, Time, time machine, time travel, Traveling, visual novel

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have recreated the world of Steins Gate in all its wacky glory! Join us for a chance to time travel, send messages to the past, and maybe even accidentally create a dystopian future (oops).

Our server is filled with realistic characters who are just as quirky and lovable as the ones in the show. From mad scientists to conspiracy theorists, you never know who you’ll run into next.

But be warned, the stakes are high in this SMP. One wrong move and you could alter the course of history forever. So come on, join us for a wild ride through 2010 Japanese culture and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of Steins Gate!

MineCelebMatch

A-listers, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, Celebrity Gossip, dating celebrities, dream date, dreamboat, dreamy celebs, famous people, Fantasy Romance, heartthrobs, hollywood romance, Hollywood stars, ideal partner, MineCelebMatch, movie stars, music icons, pop culture, red carpet, silver screen, star-studded

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Runes Activated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and find your perfect celebrity date! Imagine building a cozy little house with Ryan Reynolds or going on a thrilling adventure with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and see which celebrity will be crafting with you next!

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