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StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Court, dance classes, Decision making, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, extra curricular, family dynamics, mediation, Negativity, parenting, Schedule, stepdaughters, StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL, Support, Therapy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	1864
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	876	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Animals Bred:	167
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Emeralds Found:	9100
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Votes:	3763
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Potions Brewed:	158
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Animals Bred:	58

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

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Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!