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CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

4chan, Allsync, Archived, Authors, CYOA, cyoag, desuarchive, F.A.Q., Minecraft, moe, NSFW, physical dice, random.org, refuge, Refuge Thread, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, specific CYOA, tg, Thread, Trash, Vintage edition

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in our wacky world where you can create your own adventure and choose your own path.

In our previous thread, we had players facing off against evil unicorns, building castles out of cheese, and even taming dragons with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless!

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our vintage edition world? Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave it up to fate and see where the madness takes you!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a CYOA experience like no other. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

Argument, compromise, dietary preferences, ethical eating, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, holiday, meat-free, Thanksgiving, Traditional meal, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieVeto

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of food choices and not forcing our vegan beliefs on others! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey-loving adventures and non-stop drama.

Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?

Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.

Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!

FoodieCraft SMP

Combo, Favorite, favorite combo, favorite comfort food, favorite cuisine, favorite dish, favorite flavors, Favorite Food, favorite food combination, favorite food combo, favorite indulgence, favorite ingredients, favorite meal, favorite pairing, favorite recipe, favorite snacks, favorite treats, Food, food combo, FoodieCraft, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the food combos are out of this world! We’ve got players who swear by their ketchup and ice cream sandwiches, and others who can’t get enough of their pickles dipped in hot fudge. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Pancake Palace, where every morning starts with a stack of bacon-infused pancakes topped with maple syrup and whipped cream. So if you’re ready to expand your culinary horizons and join a community of foodie Minecrafters, then this is the server for you!

PixelPeekaboo

accidental nudity, amusing situations, awkward incidents, awkward situations, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, Entertaining stories, funny accidents, funny anecdotes, funny experiences, funny stories, hilarious moments, humorous mishaps, PixelPeekaboo, public nudity, unexpected encounters, unexpected exposures, unexpected sights, unexpected surprises, wardrobe malfunctions, wardrobe mishaps

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious accidental nudity you’ve ever seen – trust us, you won’t be able to unsee it! Our players have a knack for finding themselves in the most outrageous situations, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

CeasefireCraft2021

Biden administration, cease-fire, cease-fire agreement, CeasefireCraft2021, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution efforts., crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, message shift, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, political strategy, regional stability, united states

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that do the Macarena before they blow up your house! And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that roam the land like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Biden administration had to take a break from pressing Israel-Hezbollah cease-fires just to check it out. They were all like, “Whoa, this place is off the chain! We gotta shift our message to tell everyone about this epic Minecraft server!”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner block-building, mob-fighting, adventure-seeking self run wild in this insane Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your sense of humor, then you might be in trouble.

Household Happiness: Gender Roles Reversed

Australian households, Australian society, Division of Labour, domestic chores, gardening, gender, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Happiness, Household, Household Division, household responsibilities, household tasks, Men’s happiness, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor tasks, Paid work, reversed, Roles, Traditional tasks, Women’s happiness, work-life balance

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchantments Applied:	217	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA FEEL DA HAPPINESS LIKE AUSTRALIAN HOUSEHOLDS! MEN, U CAN DO DA DISHES AND FEEL DA JOY, WOMEN, U CAN CHILLAX AND NOT DO AS MUCH WORK! PLUS, GARDENING IS DA KEY TO HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA DIVISION OF LABOUR LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HAPPYHOUSEHOLDS #GARDENINGJOY #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

Acidic, bitter, Breakfast, Citrus, controversial, dislike, dogshit, flavor, Food, Fruit, grapefruit, hate, healthy, juicy, Minecraft, opinion, orange, Server, Sour, STRONG, tangy, Taste, Tropical

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7857	Dimension Hops:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s… Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry

aew, cable television, COMPETING, Competition, dynamite, entertainment industry, explosive, its…Minecraft, Monday Night Wars, professional wrestling, Raw, Rivalry, smp, Sports Entertainment, Start, television, TV ratings, tv shows, viewership, wrestling, wrestling companies, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling promotions, wwe

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, CleanCraft, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict, domestic duties, equality, Expectations, Frustration, Household, housework, living together, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sharing, teamwork

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic quest of all time – the Battle of the Dirty Dishes! Fight alongside your fellow players as you take on the evil forces of unwashed plates and sticky countertops. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Dishwashing Champion?

But that’s not all! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures like the legendary Laundry Basket of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner the power to make clothes magically jump into their proper place. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets?

And don’t forget about our thrilling Chicken Egg Incubator Challenge! Test your skills as you navigate through a maze of egg shells, feathers, and chicken poop in a race against time. Can you clean it all up before the timer runs out?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to clean up after yourself)!

NoBroNoShowCraft

abandoning brother, addiction, aita, brother, Chaos, drug addicted, erratic behavior, family, family dinners, Family Support, Guilt, heartbroken, instability, Kids, long tail tags: drug possession, NoBroNoShowCraft, overreacting, potential chaos., Prison, Protection, Protective, Recovery, Rehab, relapse, Support, theft, Trust, Unity

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Items Found:	6411

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe space where you won’t have to worry about your brother showing up high and causing a scene.

We understand the importance of family support, but sometimes you just need a break from the drama. Our server is addiction-free and full of fun adventures for you and your kids to enjoy. Say goodbye to family dinners filled with uncertainty and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs family unity when you can have diamonds and dragons instead?