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GF Left Me Hangin’ LOL

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	233

Are you tired of being put on hold by your significant other for their friends? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you will never be left hanging on the phone! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about being put on hold. Plus, we have a strict no-hold policy, so you can game in peace without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to being left on hold for good!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	62
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! Our server is home to a secret society of diamond-loving llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the mythical enchanted golden carrot. Legend has it that whoever possesses this carrot will gain the power to control the weather in the game! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

SuperCrafters: Build, Mine, Fly!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be granted the superpower of being able to summon an army of explosive chickens to do your bidding! Need to clear out a pesky group of creepers? Just unleash the chicken army and watch the chaos unfold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting laser beams out of your eyes. Want to build a castle in the sky made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! The sky’s the limit (literally) on our server.

So why settle for just one superpower when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous abilities on our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen!

Jungle Gym Jamboree

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we swing from jungle gyms and monkey bars like true apes and early humans! our playground equipment is off the charts, giving you the ultimate risky play experience that will exercise your biological need for adventure!

explore our virtual world and unleash your inner primate as you swing, jump, and climb your way to victory! who needs childhood development when you can have a blast swinging through the trees like tarzan on steroids?!

don’t miss out on the anthropological fun, join us now and let your inner ape run wild!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft gameplay videos and tutorials. With a dedicated fanbase, Johnny has garnered millions of views on his channel and has become a prominent figure in the Minecraft community. He is known for his entertaining commentary, creative building skills, and engaging gameplay style. Johnny continues to inspire and entertain viewers with his passion for all things Minecraft.

What are Minecraft servers like Quickland ?

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	98	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Some similar Minecraft servers to Quickland include:

1. Hypixel: One of the most popular Minecraft servers, Hypixel offers a wide range of game modes including minigames, PvP, and more. With a large player base and frequent updates, Hypixel provides a dynamic and engaging experience for all players.

2. Mineplex: Known for its variety of game modes and active community, Mineplex is another top choice for Minecraft players. From competitive games like Skywars to creative modes like Build Battle, Mineplex offers something for everyone.

3. The Hive: With a focus on fast-paced gameplay and unique challenges, The Hive is a great choice for players looking for a different Minecraft experience. With game modes like Hide and Seek and Murder Mystery, The Hive keeps things fresh and exciting.

4. CubeCraft: Offering a mix of classic game modes like Survival and Skyblock, as well as custom minigames like EggWars and BlockWars, CubeCraft is a versatile server that caters to different play styles. Join in on the fun and see why CubeCraft is a favorite among Minecraft players.

5. Gontroller: For players who enjoy a more hardcore survival experience, Gontroller offers a challenging environment with PvP, raiding, and an active player-run economy. Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this competitive server.

Quickland.net

Emo Girl’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Animals Bred:	175
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Confusing Scenes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Votes:	269
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and mundane? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and confusion! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts a dance party on your roof. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a group of llamas dressed as pirates show up and challenge you to a game of llama jousting. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join in on the wackiness, come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

ScamCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Animals Bred:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is our epic builds, not your Instagram account! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy stories.

Imagine a world where you can turn $500 into $15,000 in just one day… oh wait, that’s just a scam! But on our server, you can turn dirt into diamonds and build the most epic castle the world has ever seen.

Don’t worry about falling for any finance coach scams here, the only coach you need is our expert builders teaching you how to create the coolest structures in all of Minecraft land.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server. And remember, the only police reports you’ll be filing here are for griefers trying to mess with your creations!

BossBustedMC

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and betrayal are just part of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we recreate the office scandal of the century. Our boss, Steve, may be a charming guy, but behind that smile lies a web of lies and deceit. You’ll have the chance to expose affairs, drop bombs in the middle of presentations, and watch as HR gets involved in all the chaos.

Who needs boring old office politics when you can have all the drama and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to navigate through the scandalous world of our server. Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft!