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WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2547	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!

PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server

children’s education, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, education, family dynamics, Family Support, financial situation, Minecraft, parenting, private school, PrivateSchoolPVP, responsibilities, school choice, school enrollment, school options, school planning, school preparation, school readiness, Server, step-parenting, stepson, tuition

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Emeralds Found:	8918
Ores Mined:	3204	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize education for all players! Just like the dilemma of enrolling children in school, we believe in giving all players the best tools to succeed in the game. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own private school in Minecraft, where your child avatars can learn and grow in a safe and nurturing environment.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some drama and tough decisions to make. Will you prioritize your biological child’s education over your stepchild’s? Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Join our server and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself enrolling your virtual children in a private Minecraft school funded by your generous virtual parents! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

UnclelessInheritanceLOL

BETRAYAL, Charity, college fund, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family secrets, gambling, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, jake paul, loyalty, MIKE TYSON, Money Matters, Secrets, Trust, uncle drama, UnclelessInheritanceLOL, unexpected news

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server where family secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden family funds, secret gambling losses, and unexpected college funds for cousins. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the juicy drama firsthand?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through family feuds and financial scandals while building your dream Minecraft world. Join now and see if you can uncover more secrets than a detective in a mystery novel!

USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, confusion, Crisis, current events, debate, Democracy, discussion, Government, leadership, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, society, trending, U.S, uncertainty, united states, USofAChaos

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

First Steps Toward Light Sails

advanced propulsion, Cosmic exploration, distant galaxies, distant star systems, EXPERIMENTAL, first steps, future technology, innovative technology, interstellar missions, interstellar travel, Light, lightsails, propulsion technology, sails, scientific research, solar sails, space exploration, Space missions, space propulsion, Space Travel, space travel technology, spacecraft, steps

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you’re like in this crazy world where you can build these epic lightsails that can take you to distant star systems. like, whoa, right?

we’ve got this insane story where you have to collect all these rare materials from different planets in order to build your lightsail. and then once you’ve got it all set up, you can just blast off into space and explore all these crazy new worlds.

plus, there’s this whole thing where you have to battle against these alien mobs that are trying to stop you from reaching the stars. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay, man.

so come join our server and be part of this epic adventure to reach the stars. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally.

EonCraft – Nexus Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, EonCraft, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Realm, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest trip you’ll ever take, man. We got characters that’ll blow your mind, like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori. And don’t even get me started on Fujikura Uruka and Shisui Michiru, they’re on a whole other level, dude. Plus, we got streams from Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, and even Dizzy Dokuro – it’s a party up in here, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina bringing the heat, along with Himemiya Rie and Erina Makina. And if that’s not enough for you, we got Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, and Eimi Isami ready to rock your world. Oh, and don’t forget about Muu Muyu and Hikanari Hina, they’ll blow your mind, bro.

And if you’re into some Japanese flair, we got Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, and Gram Pico holding it down. Ayase Yuu and Kaminari Clara are also in the mix, bringing that international flavor. So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server and let’s get this party started!

Jingle Jangle Madness

Archive, deer, Deer Left, Deltarune, desuarchive, DOE, Doebrary, Doerot, gallery, Game, GDrive, general, google drive, Holiday Edition, jangle, Jingle, Last Doerot, madness, Mega, mega.nz, Noelle Holiday, RELIVE, Trash

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	95	Dragon Eggs Found:	5132
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8770
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there, where the last deer reigns supreme! Join us in the world of Doerot, where madness and chaos collide in epic proportions. Explore the Doebrary Mega and GDrive, dive into the Doe Gallery, and experience the Doegame like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime in the Last Doerot. Join now and let the insanity begin!

JokesterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, big guy, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional triggers, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, Healing Process, jokes, JokesterCraft, kitten attack, Minecraft, not being able to take a joke, Scars, self-care, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Upset

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Ores Mined:	6608
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Alien Abductions:	0

So, remember that time I saved my toddler nephew from a vicious kitten attack? Yeah, we both got scratched up pretty bad and now we have battle scars to prove it. But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be joining a community of survivors who have faced the wrath of killer kittens and lived to tell the tale. Plus, we have epic build battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky family jokes. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

GymRageCraft

anger issues, anger management, car damage, car door damage, car door dent, car door ding, car door hit, Confrontation, confrontation at gym, confrontation over car door, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful parking, fuming, gym parking lot, GymRageCraft, handling anger, lack of apology, lack of respect, losing temper, parking etiquette, Parking lot etiquette

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can release all your pent-up anger from real-life situations like the one described above! Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can smash blocks instead of car doors.

Our server is the perfect place to blow off steam and have a laugh at the ridiculousness of life. Build a giant statue of the guy who dinged your car, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer. Or create a mini-game where players have to navigate a parking lot without getting their doors dented by careless NPCs.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to spawn angry mobs that represent all the annoying people you encounter in everyday life. From entitled Karen zombies to rude Steve skeletons, you can take out your frustrations on these virtual nuisances.

So come join us on our server and let loose in a world where you can turn real-life annoyances into hilarious Minecraft adventures. Who knew venting could be so much fun?