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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7783 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 88 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with skinny minnies who can’t handle a real challenge? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept fat fucks who can take on the biggest and baddest mobs Minecraft has to offer. We’re talking about players who can eat a whole cake in one sitting and still have room for more! Join us if you think you have what it takes to out-fat the competition and dominate the virtual world with your sheer size and strength. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood chubby dragon who’s looking for a new friend to share snacks with. So come on over and show us what you’ve got, you big beautiful blob of pixels!
