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ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, christmas, ChunkyCraft, Conte style rant, epl, Fat Ange edition, Land, lard, manchester united, newcastle united, spuds, terminal losers, Wednesday 15th May

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Despair: Where Even Creepers Question Their Existence

blocky, coping, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, Existence, giving up, helplessness, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, motivation, perseverance, question.., reaching out, resilience, seeking help, self-care, strength, Struggle, Support, Therapy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world like no other, where the pigs ride on diamond horses and the creepers throw parties in the caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who guard the mystical emerald mines deep underground. Join them on their quest to protect the precious emeralds from the evil forces that seek to steal them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tankless in Ukraine

Allies, armor, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cope, Defense, devastation, enemies, Fighting, international relations, Losses, lost tanks, medieval weapons, Military, Russian sisters, strategy, Tankless, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve lost so many tanks fighting against Ukraine and have to resort to medieval weapons! But fear not, because our Russian sisters are here to help you cope with the chaos.

Join us for epic PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world. Build your own kingdom, gather resources, and defend your turf against other players who dare to challenge you.

But beware, for the challenges on this server are no joke. You may find yourself facing off against dragons, zombies, and even creepy clowns who are out for blood. Will you rise to the occasion and emerge victorious, or will you be left crying in a corner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

LOLcraft: Esports Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Competitive Gaming, esports, esports analysis, esports championships, esports community, esports competitions, esports culture, esports discussion, esports enthusiasts, esports events, esports fandom, esports fans, esports industry., esports players, esports streaming, esports teams, esports tournaments, esports viewership, Gaming, LolCraft, video games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Love Letters Sent:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Potions Brewed:	43

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of esports in a whole new way! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are training for the next big tournament.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a team of skeletons challenges you to a 1v1 showdown. And guess what? The winner gets a shiny new diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts weekly build battles for all players. The prize? A one-of-a-kind dragon egg that will make all your friends jealous.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate esports champion of the Minecraft world!

RomanCraft: Where you can build an empire without the pesky barbarian invasions!

Ancient civilization, AUTHORITY, barbarian, BUILD, byzantine empire, Conquest, dynasties, EMPERORS, Empire, Government, History, Imperial, influence, invasions, Legacy, Legitimate, Monarchy, pesky, power, Reign, roman empire, RomanCraft, Rulership, SOVEREIGNTY, Successor, Western civilization

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	9885
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crops Grown:	1605	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are the legitimate successors of the Roman Empire! Join us for epic battles in the Colosseum, where players fight to the death with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground network of tunnels that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with diamonds, emeralds, and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that Julius Caesar himself left behind his legendary dagger of destruction somewhere in our world.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe ruled by zombie pigmen and giant lava monsters. But beware, only the strongest players can survive in this treacherous realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the greatest empire Minecraft has ever seen!

Minecraft Mayhem: Total War Edition

#1d6chan, Assembly Kit, Blogpost, Edition, gobbo edition, Hotfix, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Towns Built:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Potions Brewed:	55
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate gobbo edition of gaming! Dive into a world filled with Stuff1d6chan tactics and roll charts that will blow your mind.

Join us for epic battles in Total War: Warhammer III where you can conquer the Thrones of Decay and unleash chaos like never before. Check out our blogpost for exclusive news and updates that will leave you speechless.

But wait, there’s more! Jump into the world of Total War: Pharaoh where you can rule like a true pharaoh and command armies with the power of the gods. Don’t miss out on our hotfix 4.2.3 patch notes that will change the game forever.

And for those who love the classics, we’ve got you covered with our collection of Older Titles that will take you on a nostalgic journey through the history of Total War.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest gaming adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBoys R Us: /r9k/ Edition

4chan, BlockyBoys, Edition, Greeting, Henlo, internet culture, meme, r9k, ROBOT9000, social media

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Towns Built:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us on an epic adventure filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and DRAGONS that shoot LAZER BEAMS from their eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PhenoCraft: Mine, Build, and LOL with Friends!

Ancestry, biology, BUILD, Dna, Friends, genetic diversity, genetic makeup, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, human phenotypes, lol, PhenoCraft, phenotype, phenotype analysis, phenotype classification, phenotype comparison, phenotype identification, phenotype testing, physical characteristics, research, Science, Traits

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2886
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your skin color, we only care about your phenotype! Are you a tall, dark, and handsome Enderman? Or maybe you’re a short, stubby Creeper with a heart of gold. Whatever your phenotype, we want you to join our server and show off your unique traits!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees? Literally! Just plant a sapling and watch as it sprouts into a beautiful diamond tree. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen who moonlight as professional chefs, cooking up the most delicious porkchops you’ve ever tasted.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, throwing the wildest underwater raves you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your scuba gear and your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your phenotype is celebrated like never before. See you in the game!

CraftyCraze: Phase Connect LOLz

#AmanogawaShiina, #AyaseYuu, #CharacterReferences, #ChisakaAiri, #DizzyDokuro, #EimiIsami, #EmberAmane, #ErinaMakina, #FujikuraUruka, #FuuraYuri, #GramPico, #HakushikaIori, #HikanariHina, #HimemiyaRie, #JellyHoshiumi, #KaminariClara, #KanekoLumi, #KannagiLoki, #KokoromoMemory, #LiaAshelia, #MuuMuyu, #OfficialSchedule, #OfficialTwitter, #PCGReferences, #PhaseConnectCommunity, #PhaseConnectGeneral, #PhaseConnectJPOfficial, #PhaseConnectLinks, #PipkinPippa, #RemiliaNephys, #RunieRuse, #SayaSairroxs, #ShisuiMichiru, #TenmaMaemi, #TwitchArchiveChannels, #UnofficialPhaseConnectArchives, #UtataneNasa, #youtube, Archive, Connect, CraftyCraze, en, jp, lolz, OfficialWebsite, PCG, phase, PhaseConnect, previousthread, terminated, twitch, twitter

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of Creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the official website is like a diamond mine of information and the official schedule is more organized than a chest full of neatly stacked blocks.

Join now and you’ll be able to interact with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a house faster than you can say “Redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds with her eyes closed?

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり can tame wolves with just a wink, and Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ can farm crops so efficiently, it’s like she has a green thumb made of emeralds.

And don’t even get us started on Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who can navigate the Nether like it’s a walk in the park. Or how about Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can slay Ender Dragons with a wooden sword and a smile?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the Creeper explosions and the occasional Enderman prank!

Board of Ragecraft

anger, Board, Boundaries, community support, coping strategies, done, doomposters, Frustration, Gaslighting, hate, mental health, Negativity, online forums, online harassment, Ragecraft, Raiding, Repetition, self-care, toxic behavior, toxic community, trolling

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and join a community of players who are just as fed up with doomposters as you are!

Reasons to join:

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the doomposters
Form alliances with other players to take down the gaslighting trolls
Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures to help you in your quest for justice

Don’t let the doomposters get you down – join our server and fight back in the most epic way possible!

DrizzleCraft: Where it’s raining fun all day long!

Ambiance, atmosphere, contemplation, Day, drizzle, DrizzleCraft, Fun, introspection, Long, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mood, movement, Nature, peacefulness, pondering, precipitation, Rain, RAINING, Reflection, Serenity, Thoughts, Tranquility, weather

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	168	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8933
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server if you want to ride on llamas that shoot rainbows out of their ears! Yes, you heard that right, llamas shooting rainbows! And that’s not all, our ender dragons have been trained to do the floss dance while you battle them. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have formed a boy band and they perform live concerts every Saturday night in the town square. Trust us, you’ve never heard music like this before!

So why wait? Join this server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this fantastical world!