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ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, christmas, ChunkyCraft, Conte style rant, epl, Fat Ange edition, Land, lard, manchester united, newcastle united, spuds, terminal losers, Wednesday 15th May

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4132
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SingCraft – Minecraft Server

323vsp, asano sisters, asu one-man live, awa upstream, CONNECT V Fes, Else and Poki the Shark, hachi zepp live tour, HaNaTaN Anniversary Live, HIMEHINA Live, hizuki rurufu anniversary live, Hoshimachi Suisei Live Tour, iori matsunaga anniversary live, kaf one-man live, lives, Minecraft, MonsterZ MATE, Nijisanji Music Festival, Nornis LIVE TOUR, Otsuka Ray Special Live, Saegusa Akina Solo Live, Sanbaka Anniversary Live, Server, SingCraft, sinka live series, Suzuna Nagihara Birthday Live., Torimochi Virtual Live, utawakus, valis talk, virtual festival, virtual singers, vsinger, VSinger primer, vtuber school on parade, vwp one-man live, Yuka Nagase LIVE TOUR

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a virtual singer concert? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the VSinger fans out there!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Torimochi Virtual Live vol.009 and witness the craziest virtual concert ever seen in the Minecraft world. And don’t miss out on the IORI MATSUNAGA 4th Anniversary Live「蒼炎」where the fireworks are so lit, they’ll light up your pixelated sky!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the virtual madness like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be this epic?

Crazy Women Interactions Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, crazy, dating advice, double standards, emotional intelligence, feminism, gender dynamics, healthy relationships, interactions, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, online dating, online interactions, relationships, Respect, self improvement, smp, Social Skills, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers aren’t the only ones blowing up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building, surviving, and flirting with fellow players in a virtual world.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy antics. We once had a player who tried to impress a girl by building a giant heart-shaped castle, only to have it blown up by a prankster with a TNT cannon. Talk about explosive romance!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome moments, like when a player proposed to their in-game girlfriend by spelling out “Marry Me” with diamond blocks. She said yes, of course, and they lived happily ever after in their pixelated paradise.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and lots of blocky adventures, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to have your heart (and your creations) shattered by the chaos that ensues.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anger, Apology, aunt, Boundaries, coming out, ENGAGEMENT, family, forgiveness, Invitation, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, parents, rejection, remorse, Server, southern baptists, Support, Trust, uncle, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Votes:	8483
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone just like your family gatherings! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream castle without any judgment from your parents.

Our server is filled with supportive players who will never quote scripture at you or threaten to ban you from the server. Plus, we have special events where you can bond with fellow players over your love for Doctor Who and Critical Role, just like how you bonded with your amazing girlfriend, Jen.

And don’t worry, we won’t let any uninvited guests crash your wedding on our server. So come join us and build a new family that accepts you for who you are, no apologies needed!

MidwestMinecraftMadness

Ambitions, career, children, close family, compromise, Decision making, Earning Potential, East Coast, family, frequent moves, future plans, Healthcare, husband’s dream job, Midwest, MidwestMinecraftMadness, Military life, Moving, public schools, pursuing dreams, Retirement, settling down, Support

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	New Chunks Explored:	702994
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	282	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Farms Harvested:	382	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this military wife’s life! From moving six times with four kids to arguing with her husband about his dream job in the Midwest, you’ll never know what to expect next.

With family drama, career ambitions, and tough decisions at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a state with poor public schools and healthcare in Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices, come join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself pursuing your own dreams in the midst of all the chaos.

LonelyCraft SMP

ISOLATION, Loneliness, loneliness and anxiety, loneliness and community, loneliness and depression, loneliness and emotional health, loneliness and friendship, loneliness and human connection, loneliness and mental illness, loneliness and self-isolation, loneliness and social media, loneliness and support networks, loneliness and technology, loneliness and well-being, Loneliness Epidemic, loneliness in quarantine, loneliness in relationships, loneliness in society, loneliness in the digital age, LonelyCraft, mental health, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you so lonely that even the Enderman won’t look you in the eye? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and you’ll have more friends than a pack of wolves chasing down a sheep.

Our server is so lit, even the Creeper can’t resist dropping by for a party. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community so tight-knit, we make Spider’s webs look like loose threads. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your loneliness in the past and join our crazy Minecraft SMP today!

CraftyCarbCraze

balanced diet, clean eating, CraftyCarbCraze, dairy free, diet, FITNESS, gluten free, Healthy Eating, intermittent fasting, Keto, low carb, meal plan, mindful eating, nutrition, Paleo, portion control, sustainable diet, vegan, Vegetarian, weight loss, Whole30

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss program disguised as a Minecraft server!

Join us and watch those pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers. Our server is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra calories in no time!

And if you’re looking for a more balanced diet, don’t worry – we have a farm full of virtual carrots and potatoes for you to munch on while you build your epic castle.

So say goodbye to boring diets and hello to our insane Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind (in a good way)!

TikTokCraze Minecraft Server

banned, Censorship, covert influence operations, digital platforms, Disinformation, foreign interference, global politics, information warfare, media outlets, Minecraft, News, online content, political influence, Propaganda, rt, russia, Russian state media, Server, social media, Sputnik, Technology, tiktok, TikTokCraze

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.

once, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man! true story, bro.

we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. one time, a player ate one and could shoot lasers from their eyes. it was epic.

oh, and did i mention our villagers throw the best parties? they have dance battles and fireworks every night. you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life. who needs reality when you have our server?

CraftyCreeperJailbreak

Accountability, arrest, bad actors, CEO, Communication, compliance, cooperation, CraftyCreeperJailbreak, criminal activity, data, encrypted, investigation, law enforcement, legal process, messaging app, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, transparency, user information

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	New Chunks Explored:	443836
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	7361
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get arrested for being a bad actor? well, not on this server, bro! we don’t care if u rob a bank or steal a car, as long as u play minecraft with us, u good. plus, we got all the cool mods like exploding chickens and rainbow creepers. join now before the feds come knocking on ur door, lol! #minecraft4life #badactorswelcome

PreggoCraft: Surrogate Struggles

assisted reproduction, Canadian cohort study, fertility assistance, fertility treatments, gestational carriers, gestational surrogacy, high-risk pregnancies, hypertensive disorders of pregnancy, maternal health, maternal morbidity, maternal mortality, postpartum hemorrhage, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, pregnancy risks, pregnancy surrogacy, pregnancy surrogates, reproductive health, severe maternal morbidity, Struggles, surrogate, surrogate risks

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES? WELL, YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER, BECAUSE WE GOT IT ALL!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, alive, blocky, for honor, Gaming, long tail tags, market, Minecraft, Server, state of decay 2, still supported, stopped playing, sunset, that one game, ubisoft, unexpected, Updates, years ago

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of playing the same old games that you abandoned years ago? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is like the State of Decay 2 of the gaming world – still kicking and receiving updates like nobody’s business! Join us and experience the thrill of playing a game that just won’t die, just like that plant you forgot to water for months.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like the For Honor of Minecraft – unexpected, unpredictable, and totally insane. With Ubisoft-level craziness, you never know what kind of adventure you’ll stumble upon. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness that awaits you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and endless updates? Let’s get crafting, baby!