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“NotSoHotButStillCool” Minecraft SMP

avoidance, Body language, Confidence, disinterest, indifference, lack of attention, lack of attraction, lack of compliments, lack of engagement., lack of eye contact, lack of flirting, lack of interest, lack of physical contact, Minecraft, nonverbal cues, not attractive, NotSoHotButStillCool, self esteem, self-perception, smp, social cues, subtle signs, unresponsiveness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	60
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Runes Activated:	2

OMG GUYS, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s like, totally lit and full of crazy shenanigans, then you HAVE to join this server! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. And if you join us, you can help us defeat them and become the ultimate llama slayer!

Plus, we have a whole town dedicated to building giant statues of our favorite YouTubers, like PewDiePie and Dream. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a llama by the llama society, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? LOLZ!

ForestFireFiascoMC

altadena, Building Fires, ça.., California, community responsibility, Community safety, environmental issues, fire ecology, fire prevention, fire risk, forest clearing, forest conservation, forest health, forest maintenance, forest management, forest protection, ForestFireFiascoMC, house fires, urban interface, wildfire mitigation, wildfire prevention, Wildfires

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	803247	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	9426
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	1645
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of people blaming you for forest fires when you don’t even have a forest to begin with? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where trees don’t spontaneously combust and destroy your hard work! No more accusations of arson or poor forest management – just pure, unadulterated building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical fireproof shield, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of your creations going up in flames. Say goodbye to the forest fire blame game and hello to a stress-free building paradise!

CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition

Caucasus region, Circassian people, CircassianCraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, Genocide, historical apology, historical atrocities, historical justice, historical memory, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, minority rights, political statement, recognition, reconciliation efforts, Russian Empire, Ukrainian parliament, War Crimes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.

also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Above Average, Characters, FANTASY, Good, joking, love, Lowkey, MysticCraft, Nonsensical, nothing going, people, Personality, plebs, Realms, redditors, retarded, Starting, Story, think.., Visuals, world-building

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18

Yo, bro, forget about those boring ass games, come join our Minecraft server! We got visuals that will blow your mind, like seriously, it’s like you’re on acid but in a good way. And who needs character development when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends? Our world building is so non-existent, it’s like a blank canvas for your wildest creations. And don’t even get me started on the story, it’s so nonsensical, it’ll make you question your own existence. Trust me, only the truly retarded will pass up this opportunity to join our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ConcertTimeOops Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cafe, Communication, Concert, concert etiquette, concert intermission, concert timing, ConcertTimeOops, Disappointment, early meeting, Expectations, friendship, Hangout, Jazz, leaving early, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Plans, Respect, Server, snarky text, social etiquette

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about getting cheated in a hangout like poor OP did at that jazz show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that concert mishap.

Reasons to join our server: – We have two “showings” of epic Minecraft adventures every day, at 7:30pm and 9:30pm (just kidding, it’s actually one long intermission-filled extravaganza)! – Our band of players will keep you entertained with their virtual tunes and melodies, no need to worry about missing out on the fun. – Leave whenever you want, we won’t send you snarky texts the next morning. In fact, we encourage you to come and go as you please, just like a Minecraft block that can be placed and removed at will.

So don’t be an asshole like OP’s friend, join our server and experience the ultimate hangout where the only thing you’ll feel cheated out of is a boring day!

FiancéCraft: No Name Change Required!

AITA Refusing Fiance Last Name Marriage Relationship Horrible Hiscock Sexual Innuendo Teasing Process Maiden Name Hyphenate Stubborn Real Family Valid Love Happiness Family Compromise, CHANGE, FiancéCraft, required

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and dive into the crazy world of blocky adventures.

Just like this woman who refused to take her fiance’s last name because it sounded like a naughty joke, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of wacky situations you’ll find yourself in while playing here!

Forget about boring family-friendly servers, on our server, we embrace the chaos and encourage you to be your true self, even if that means causing a little drama along the way. Join now and let the craziness begin!

LonelySteveMC SMP

Abandoned, alone, Depressed, emotional isolation, Empty, feeling alone, friendless, ISOLATED, isolated behavior, isolated signs, lack of connection, Loneliness, loneliness symptoms, lonely behavior, lonely indicators, LonelySteveMC, neglected, signs of loneliness, smp, social isolation, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is the cure for loneliness! You know you’re lonely when you start talking to your pet rock and it starts talking back. But fear not, on this server, we have a secret potion that turns your pet rock into a real-life talking pet! Imagine having a conversation with a rock, bro, it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by those who have mastered the art of dancing like a chicken. Yes, you heard me right, you gotta bust out those chicken dance moves to unlock the treasure. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. They’re like the Illuminati, but cuter and furrier. Join us and help us stop the llama uprising before it’s too late!

So if you’re feeling lonely and in need of some wacky adventures, come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a talking pet rock or a chicken-dancing treasure hunter. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

YoonCraft Minecraft Server

civil war, Conflict Resolution, constitutional crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Lawyer, leadership, Minecraft, national security, POLITICAL CRISIS, political division, political tension, protest, Rule of Law, Server, social unrest, south korea, standoff, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Towns Built:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2760
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, Yoon’s lawyer is warning of a ‘civil war’ in South Korea and, like, we gotta distract ourselves with some epic block building, ya know?

Join our server and help prevent a real civil war by fighting mobs and building the sickest bases ever. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you invincible in PvP battles.

So, like, don’t be a noob and join our server now before it’s too late. Who knows, maybe Yoon’s lawyer will even join and help us defeat the Ender Dragon together. It’s gonna be epic, bro.

9YearOldCraft

9YearOldCraft, activism, child brides, child marriage, Child protection, child welfare, cultural practices, gender equality, girl’s rights, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, iraq, law amendment, legal age, legal reform, legislative change, marriage laws, MIDDLE EAST, Social Issues, underage marriage, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have the craziest adventures and the most epic battles! we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle and defeat the evil zombie army that is trying to take over our pixelated world.

plus, we have a special event where you can marry a 9-year-old girl (just kidding, that’s not cool). but seriously, join us for some epic fun and crazy shenanigans!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, girls only, height, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, width

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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