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HellBlockCraft

aggravation, annoyance, annoyance in daily life, challenge, Difficulty, everyday, Frustration, Hassle, headache, HellBlockCraft, hindrance, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, living hell, Nuisance, OBSTACLE, pet peeve, setback, Small, stress, Struggle

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1808	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your virtual problems!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing skeletons who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that will transport you to a magical land where all the trees are made of cotton candy.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCopClash

altercation, American citizen, arrest, assault, CraftyCopClash, criminal charges, criminal justice, detained, detainment, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, foreign country, international incident, law enforcement, Legal, Legal System, police officer, russia, US citizen, violence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence is against creepers not police officers! we promise no detentions in russia, only detentions in our pixelated dungeons if you break the rules. but dont worry, our dungeons have wifi and free snacks! plus, our staff are all trained in the ancient art of minecraft karate so you know you’ll be safe. so come on down and join the fun, we promise you’ll have a blast!

ScottishStoneAltar

Altar Stone, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, discovery, distant, geology, historical, megalithic, Migration, Monument, Nature, Neolithic, Origins, prehistoric, researchers, scientific study, scotland, ScottishStoneAltar, stonehenge, Transportation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	999
Animals Bred:	171	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the blocks have stories to tell? well, dis server got u covered, cuz we got Stonehenge’s Altar Stone straight outta Scotland, like wutttt? imagine mining that bad boy and hearing it whisper ancient secrets in ur ear, u gotta join just for dat experience alone. plus, rumor has it dat if u build a shrine around it, u might unlock special powers like flying or shooting lasers outta ur eyes. don’t believe me? well, come check it out for urself and see if u can handle the epicness of our server. just be careful not to anger the stone, cuz u never know what ancient curses it might unleash on u. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Stonehenge together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Amythyst SMP

Amythyst SMP, Claims, home, Minecraft, new players, Ore Vein Miner, PvP, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Animals Bred:	188	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Welcome to Amythyst SMP! The server just started yesterday, we are a vanilla server with some quality of life plug ins! Such as Ore Vein Miner, TPA, home, claims, etc. and we are looking for newer players!

15.235.42.209:2628

Pixelated Chaos: Where gold is overrated and our gear is so custom it’s practically an art form. No need to pay for ranks either, we got you covered from 1.16 all the way to 1.21!

Adventure, AFK Zone, art, bedrock, Chaos, coinshop, Cosmetics, Covered, Custom, Custom Crates, DailyQuests, Discord, Explore, family friendly, form, Gear, GOLD, hats, java, Jobs, Lifesteal-based, mobs, Overrated, Pay, Pets, Piñata room, pixelated, practically, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Vibrant Community, vote parties

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details
Server Type: Lifesteal-based
Features: Mobs stronger, quests, dailyquests, jobs, skills, custom gear, custom crates, vote crates
Other Features: Custom commands, Piñata room for Vote Parties, AFK zone, coinshop, custom cosmetics
IP Address: play.goldenpixel.org
Versions: 1.16 – 1.21
Discord: https://discord.gg/UdxdG6T9

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

A: Golden Pixel is a lifesteal-based server with stronger mobs, custom gear, and a variety of exciting features for all types of players.
Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

A: Yes! Joining during beta testing earns you exclusive rewards for when the server officially launches.
Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for players who enjoy playing in a fun, family-friendly environment, respect other players, love to explore and build, and want to be part of a vibrant community.
Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address play.goldenpixel.org and make sure you are using versions 1.16 – 1.21 of Minecraft.

Blocky Roman Cock Minecraft Server

Big cock, big Roman cock, blocky, Cock, long tail tags, Minecraft, Román, Roman cock, Server, Sluts, sluts for big cock, sluts for big Roman, sluts for big Roman cock, sluts for cock, sluts for Roman cock

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Potions Brewed:	58	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Roman gladiators, epic battles, and of course, sluts for big Roman cock!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of Roman warriors ready to show off their big, uh, swords. Join them in epic battles against mythical creatures and rival factions, all while enjoying the company of our lovely, ahem, companions who are always eager to lend a helping hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mystery, and maybe even a few surprises. Will you be brave enough to explore these dark depths and claim the riches that lie within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on this server, the only thing bigger than the Roman empire is, well, you know.

DemocraticDigger Minecraft SMP

activism, Average, Campaign, Candidate, Democracy, Democrat, DemocraticDigger, election, Government, grassroots, Ideology, liberal, Minecraft, Party, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, policy, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, progressive, smp, supporter, trump 2024, Voting

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with players who are more chaotic than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about their political beliefs. Whether you’re a Trump supporter, a Biden fan, or just here for the memes, you’ll fit right in. Just be prepared to defend your views like your diamond armor depends on it!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who are more dedicated to their cause than a villager trying to protect their precious emeralds? Join us and choose your side: Trump 2024 or perish in a sea of lava! It’s a political showdown like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

Alone Time, childcare, default parent, Drinking, Expectations, family dynamics, flexible work hours, husband, morning routine, night owl, parenting, playing Xbox, RESPONSIBILITY, shoulder surgery, Sleep, sole income provider, stress, toddlers, Twins, TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the default parent? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all the hardworking moms out there who need a break from reality.

Join us and escape to a world where your husband actually wakes up before 10am and takes care of the kids without you having to ask. Imagine a place where he’s not just a night owl playing Xbox all night, but a responsible parent who shares the load.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your partner actually pulls their weight and you can finally get the break you deserve. So come on, join us and let’s make parenting fun again – at least in Minecraft!

NoSleepoverNoParty

aita, bbq, Bestie, celebrate, daughter’s 21st birthday, drinking and driving, Event, Friends, Hangout, husband, invited, mutual friends, NoSleepoverNoParty, planned, ribs, scheme, sleep over, Spouses, Tension, texted, working OT

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	918	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

FeelinGood in Minecraft SMP

best feeling, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, ecstasy, elation, emotional fulfillment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, FeelinGood, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, love, Minecraft, Peace, Pleasure, satisfaction, Serenity, smp, warmth

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	1807	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in the depths of the Minecraft world when suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But instead of feeling rage, you can’t help but burst out laughing because you know you’re playing on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there.

Join our server for a chance to experience the most hilarious and absurd moments in Minecraft history. From epic pranks that will leave you in stitches to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will carry you to victory in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget what the best feeling you’ve ever felt was in the first place.

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

Q: How can I join the server?