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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 315 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6503 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 129 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you navigate through our custom-built world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and lava waterfalls that flow in reverse. Don’t worry, our resident wizard will be there to guide you through the madness…unless he accidentally turns himself into a chicken again.
But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? Done. How about building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course…we don’t want to clean up actual brain matter). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!