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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 476 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to epic dance battles for rare loot.
So why is this faggot not fired yet? Because he’s the mastermind behind all the chaos and hilarity on our server! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.