| Players: |
105/700 |
Uptime: |
96% |
| Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
17 |
Wilderness Tamed: |
17 |
| Herobrine Sightings: |
10 |
Mineshafts Explored: |
3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
27 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: |
3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: |
3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: |
6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
4 |
Rune Stones Activated: |
7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: |
2 |
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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this
minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.
and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.
