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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8140 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 158 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 296 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Join us if you want to escape reality and dive into a world where you can ride unicorns made of rainbow blocks, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely of cheese! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the pure madness and hilarity that our server has to offer.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the mundane world behind and join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one absurd story at a time!