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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6082 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
