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Same Shit Minecraft SMP Chose Before The Election

Backlash, Big booty Latinas, Choices, chose, CONGRATS, controversial statements, criticism, demographics, Diversity, election, ignore, immigration, jeets, Minecraft, political rhetoric, Politics, public opinion, representation, Same Shit, Shit, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Voting

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2902

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with big booty latinas and jeets running amok, causing all sorts of shenanigans. Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be too busy trying to wrangle in our wild inhabitants.

Join us if you’re up for a challenge like no other. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Or will you be overrun by twerking latinas and mischievous jeets? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server!

KoreanCraft: Captured in Ukraine

breaking news, Capture, captured, captured soldier, Conflict, Diplomacy, global news, injured, injured soldier, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, News, north korea news, north korean, political tension, seoul, Soldier, Ukraine, ukraine news, world news

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4977	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

so, like, u know that one time when ukraine was just minding its own business and then BAM, they captured a north korean soldier who was, like, injured and stuff? well, on this EPIC minecraft server, u can relive that moment over and over again! join us and be part of the action as we reenact this crazy event in pixelated form! ukraine vs north korea, who will win? come find out on our server! plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s totally wild, dude. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

2die4

2b2t, 2die4, Age-Appropriate Content, Alternative, Anarchy, best players, challenge, Dangerous, Friendly, Friends, Game, No Rules, PvP, respectful conversations, ruined spawn, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

2die4 is an alternative to 2b2t! Anarchy Play alone or with friends on 2die4 and try to escape the dangerous and ruined spawn! But be warned, it won’t be an easy task. 🙂 This is an Anarchy server, means it has no rules. Exept for 1: Friendly and respectful conversations (Age-appropirate content chat Include) 2die4 offers even the best players a great challenge, and is definitely a good choice if you tend to be too good for the game. 🙂

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Echo-Isles

addresslink, advancedfeatures, brandnewplayers, customgenerated, Customworlds, dontationperks, EchoIsles, KitPvP, Lootcrates, Nonpaytowin, paytowindonations, publickitpvp, pvpencouraged, qualityoflifeplugins, Resourceworld, Semi Vanilla, ServerCommunity, serverfeatures, Smpserver, StrongCommunity, teleporation, welcomingserver

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crops Grown:	1082	Runes Activated:	5

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Echo-Isles
Server Type	SMP Gameplay
Features	– Setting homes – Teleporting – Economy – MCMMO – Quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations offer advanced quality of life features
PvP Features	Custom-generated resource world with loot crates, Kit PvP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: When was the server started?

A: The server started on 10/31/2024.

Q: What is the server address?

A: Echo-Isles.com

Q: Are there PvP features on the server?

A: Yes, the server supports PvP features such as a custom-generated resource world with loot crates and Kit PvP.

Q: Is the server pay to win?

A: No, the server is not pay to win. Donations offer advanced quality of life features but do not give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Is there a community on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a welcoming and strong community that is always willing to engage with new players.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins include setting homes, teleporting, an economy, MCMMO, and quality of life plugins.

Dreamscape Realm 1.20

baby, close your eyes, dreamscape, emotional release, go where love is, growth, healing, inner peace, leaving it behind, letting go, love, mindfulness, moving on, new beginnings, Realm, Self Discovery, self love, self-care, starting over, Surrender, transformation, Trust, trustfall

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where love is on our side, where you can trust fall and not worry about falling flat on your face. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can escape from all the BS of the real world.

So, close your eyes, leave it all behind, and come join us on this epic adventure! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a total buzzkill who hates fun and happiness. So, what are you waiting for? Let’s do this!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

Air, angel beats!, burns, charlotte, clannad, comedy, database, Download, Events, general, harem, HBR, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, Minecraft, mobile, PC, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, YuRi

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world created by the twisted mind of Jun Maeda, the genius behind Angel Beats!, Clannad, AIR, Little Busters! and Charlotte.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a yuri-themed village where players can build their own harem of Minecraft waifus. And if that’s not enough, we have random comedy events that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our tier list database will help you strategize your way to the top, and our trailers are so epic they’ll make you want to jump right into the game. Plus, our New Year events are coming up, so get ready for some insane surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Download the game now and join us in this wild adventure. Just remember, newfriends, don’t read the spoilers or you might end up in a Minecraft soap opera. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #MinecraftMadness #HaremVillage #YuriYAYAYA

FlirtCraft: Creeper Pickup Lines

awkward, BIZARRE, bizarre flirting, creeper, cringeworthy, DATING, FlirtCraft, FLIRTING, funny, funny flirting, humor, lines, odd, pickup, pickup lines, quirky, Redditers, relationships, romance, Social Interaction, strange, strange flirting, weird, weird flirting.

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3012	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mines Excavated:	3482
Zombie Dances:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some hilarious flirting adventures! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a player dressed as a giant chicken starts throwing heart emojis at you and serenading you with love songs in the chat. Or how about the time someone tried to impress you by building a pixel art portrait of your Minecraft character using only dirt blocks? Join us for a wild ride of wacky flirtations and unforgettable moments! Who needs diamonds when you can have a virtual Romeo or Juliet professing their love for you in the most absurd ways possible?

BalticBlockBusters

2022, ALERT, Baltic Sea, BalticBlockBusters, Cable damage, EU, Europe, gas pipelines, Geopolitical, incidents, international relations, investigation, Region, russia, sabotage, sanctions, SECURITY, shadow fleet, Tension, undersea cables

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	825	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Items Found:	5991	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happening than russia’s ‘shadow fleet’ causing chaos in the baltic sea. we got undersea cables getting damaged, gas pipelines exploding, it’s a whole mess but in a fun way.

if you wanna experience the thrill of sabotage and destruction, then this is the server for you. we got players sneaking around, causing mayhem, and keeping everyone on their toes. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join us and be part of the chaos?

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the action. just watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to mess things up even more. it’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

INK MC

action, Arena, battle, chases, Combat, Community, Competition, Cross-Play, developers, Downtime, Duels, Economy, Infrastructure, Lag, LifeSteal, Modes, Performance, Practice, PvP, Server, Skills, Staff

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Votes:	6303	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to INK MC – Where PvP Reigns Supreme Are you ready to step into the arena and prove your PvP prowess? Look no further than INK MC, where the thrill of battle meets unparalleled performance and a vibrant, competitive community. Unmatched Performance: Experience PvP like never before with our top-tier server infrastructure. Say goodbye to lag and downtime – our dedicated servers, meticulously managed by skilled developers and a mature staff team, ensure the smoothest gameplay possible. Focus on perfecting your combat skills without any distractions. Intense PvP Modes: Prepare for heart-pounding action with our unique blend of Lifesteal and Practice modes. Engage in thrilling chases and intense duels as you

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WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, DS OP, Duels, Dupe, Economy, endless world, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, NonResetting, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unrestricted, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Votes:	7767
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

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