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When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

blocks, childhood memories, computer files, confidential information, digital security, family computers, hidden files, hidden folder, internet browsing, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, Put, secret stash, smp, sneaky behavior, Sting, taboo, teenage antics, tna, weird, weird porn, wrestling, young

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Enchantments Applied:	139
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Towns Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Votes:	8209	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

FosterCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, Apology, blended family, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, emotional trauma, emotional well being, family dynamics, forgiveness, foster care, foster parent, FosterCraft, guardianship, healing, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Server, support system, terminal illness, Therapy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Farms Harvested:	271	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a crazy family drama, just like Jared’s life story!

Witness the epic saga of Jared, the 11-year-old Minecraft pro who was adopted by his stepdad after a series of unfortunate events. From foster care to guardianship battles, Jared’s life is more dramatic than any reality TV show.

But wait, there’s more! Jared’s former foster dad is on his deathbed and wants to make amends. Will Jared forgive him? Will there be a tearful reunion? Join our server to find out!

And if that’s not enough, we also have intense therapy sessions, sibling rivalries, and ex-wife drama. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama?

BabyBlockz

baby girl, baby name controversy, baby name dispute, baby name etiquette, baby name inspiration, baby name meanings, baby name origins, baby name pronunciation, baby name similarities, baby name trends, baby name uniqueness, baby names, baby naming, BabyBlockz, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, naming traditions, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Votes:	6741
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of family drama over baby names? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! We promise no one will accuse you of stealing their made-up name origins or hold grudges for months on end. Plus, our virtual babies don’t care what you name them as long as you keep them fed and safe from creepers.

Come join us for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Who needs real-life family feuds when you can have fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who won’t judge your baby name choices? So come on, join our server and leave the baby name drama behind!

MineFit: Craft Your Gainz

body confidence, Craft, discipline, endorphins, energy boost, exercise benefits., fitness goals, Gainz, goal-setting, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Mental Wellness, MineFit, motivation, muscle tone, physical strength, reason to work out, self improvement, self-care, stress relief, weight loss, workout routine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Towns Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182

Are you tired of being a Minecraft weakling, getting beaten up by creepers and skeletons left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gym for your blocky avatar! Join us and get ripped like Steve after a month of mining diamonds with your bare hands!

We’ve got protein shake dispensers in every biome, so you can bulk up while exploring the world. And don’t even get us started on our custom workout routines – ever tried doing squats while fighting off a horde of zombies? It’s the ultimate glute workout!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Beefcake Bob, a mysterious NPC who only appears once a month to challenge players to arm-wrestling contests. Beat him and you’ll earn the title of Beefcake Champion, along with a special diamond dumbbell to show off to your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get swole in the most ridiculous way possible!

WestBankRaidz Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, escalation, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, Politics, Raids, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, united nations, violence, West Bank, WestBankRaidz

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

ready for the most epic minecraft server ever? well, buckle up buttercup because this server is gonna blow your mind! we got more raids than israel in the west bank, like seriously, we’re talking the biggest raids in at least 20 years! why join? well, where else can you build a castle while dodging missiles and tanks? plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family…a dysfunctional, explosive family, but still a family. so come on, join us and experience the chaos and mayhem that is our server!

BrickCraft: Oil-Free & Eco-Friendly

BrickCraft, climate change mitigation, corporate responsibility, eco-friendly toys, EcoFriendly, environmental conservation, environmental impact, green manufacturing, green technology, lego, oil replacement, OilFree, plastic alternatives, plastic pollution, plastic-free toys, renewable materials, renewable plastic, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable innovation, sustainable materials, sustainable practices, toy industry

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Animals Bred:	103	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the blocks are made of pricier renewable plastic instead of oil? well, this server is the place for u! imagine building ur house out of eco-friendly plastic blocks that are better for the environment and also look super cool. plus, the mobs are all made of recycled materials and drop loot that helps u craft even more sustainable items. join now and be part of the greenest minecraft server ever!

Unsafe Survival: Lose Everything Edition 1.20.*

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Edition, Events, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LOSE, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survivalgames, Unsafe, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Server Overview

Server IP	mc.safesurvival.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa

Come join Safe Survival! We are an SMP server featuring land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa commands. There are a few other useful tools and places at spawn like random teleports, shops, and more.

We have a great community and Discord server where you can talk about your builds, the server, or anything else. Come check us out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: mc.safesurvival.net
Are there any special commands available on the server?	Yes, we have commands like land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa
Can I talk to other players about the server?	Yes, you can chat with other players about builds, server updates, or anything else on our Discord server

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

August 2024, August Trading Post, Blizzard, Blizzard Entertainment, Cinematic, CraftyCraze, Gaming Community, korkron nightsaber, Minecraft, mmorpg, Official News, Official WoW News, Server, Stormhammer, the war within, Threads of Destiny, trading post items, video game, weapon transmog, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Void Gems Collected:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and quests that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life World of Warcraft adventure!

Embark on a journey through The War Within, where you must defeat evil forces and save the realm from destruction. Watch out for the Threads of Destiny, a new cinematic experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

But that’s not all – our August Trading Post is filled with unique items like the Korkron Nightsaber and the Stormhammer weapon transmog. Trade, battle, and explore in a world unlike any other Minecraft server out there.

So why wait? Join us now and become a legendary hero in a world of endless possibilities and outrageous fun! Who needs WoW when you have our insane Minecraft server waiting for you?

Minecraft SMP: The Misfit Miners – 1v4 Asymmetrical Adventures

1v4, Adventures, asymmetric, Asymmetrical, balance, Challenging, competitive, Cooperative, dynamic, Experience, Game, gameplay, Gaming, Innovative, INTENSE, Minecraft, miners, Misfit, multiplayer, ONLINE, smp, strategy, team-based, teamwork, Unique, video game

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Divine Spears Created:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and asymmetrical designs are the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, it was guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for vengeance. The players had to band together to defeat the chicken and claim the diamonds as their own. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Pigman King will be granted untold riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to rise up and take on this mighty challenge?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCouple, disagreement, Disrespect, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, long-term relationships, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, peer pressure, peer relationships, personal values, Server, social events, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Star Shards Collected:	221
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	911300	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of loyalty and respect? Look no further! Our server is like a tight-knit group of friends, just without the drama (well, most of the time).

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual house against creepers and zombies, just like this guy defended his marriage against disrespectful friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of explosive TNT battles?

And hey, if you ever need to blow off some steam, feel free to unleash your inner rage on our pixelated enemies. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only bridges that get burned are the ones you set on fire yourself.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a virtual world where loyalty and respect reign supreme. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t ditch your wedding for a sale on chips.

CraftySarcasmSA

American, Apology, Atlanta, British, Communication, CraftySarcasmSA, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, england, family, Harry Potter, hermione, Johannesburg, MSC, new york, sarcasm, sensitivity, south africa, Stereotypes, Tension, white people

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6496	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.