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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 684 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2526 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
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