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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7203 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7612 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Ever wanted to witness a crackhead staggering into Cup Foods with tales of bold muggings and stacks of cash? Well, look no further because Floydnar the Black did just that! But watch out, things took a dark turn when he tried to use a fake $20 bill to buy cigarettes and ended up getting beaten by knights. RIP Floydnar, you will be missed.
But fear not, there are plenty of other insane stories waiting for you on our server. From building epic structures to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!