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  • Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Geo Neo Fio Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Geo Neo Fio Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is filled with wild adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Join us for mandatory study time where we delve into the world of naked short selling and systemic risk – it’s like a crash course in finance, but with creepers! And don’t forget our daily reminder to stay on top of the latest trades and short restrictions – because nothing says fun like market manipulation in a virtual world.

    But the real excitement comes from our temporary alliances with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s like a virtual Wall Street showdown, but with pickaxes and TNT! And if things get really crazy, we might even have to face off against Citadel as the final boss, with the DTCC and FDIC as our unlikely allies.

    So grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft finance. Just remember, always check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – because in this server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

    DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

    But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

    But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

    Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

    Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

    But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

    Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

    Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedFactionMC – Guerilla Gaming Server

    RedFactionMC – Guerilla Gaming Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got everything you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a break from building? Take a mandatory study break and watch some epic GameStop investor site videos.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us. And don’t forget to check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – we take financial security very seriously here.

    Oh, and did we mention the final boss? DTCC with 60T USD, ready to pay up if Citadel becomes insolvent. It’s like a real-life video game showdown!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin. Just remember, always sneed hedgies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyF16sInUkraine

    CraftyF16sInUkraine

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u always wanted to fly a danish F-16 but u can’t cuz u not a pilot? well guess what, on our server u can fly danish F-16s in ukraine! mette frederiksen herself confirmed it! join our server for the most epic air battles and show off ur mad pilot skills. u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so come join us now and let’s take to the skies together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EmpathyCraft: Parent Edition

    EmpathyCraft: Parent Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, dis server be like havin’ a bunch of cool parents who teach u how to be all empathetic and stuff. Like, if u join dis server, u gonna learn how to be all caring and understanding, just like ya parents (if dey cool). We gonna show u how to recognize when someone be in distress, help dem name their feelings, and just be all warm and fuzzy inside. So come join da fun and learn how to be a real empathetic player on dis server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

    LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where girls reign supreme and men are just there to admire from afar! Join us for a world where lesbian relationships are the norm because let’s face it, men are just too ugly and retarded to handle our level of love and cuteness.

    On our server, you’ll find a community of fierce and fabulous women who build amazing structures, slay dragons, and conquer the world one block at a time. Men are welcome to join, but be prepared to be dazzled by our awesomeness and left in awe of our superior skills.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure where girls rule and men drool. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and fabulousness that awaits you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMPReactionary in Minecraft SMP

    SMPReactionary in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance-offs with creepers, and thrilling treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with your clucking comrades.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GF vs BFF: Love Triangle Server

    GF vs BFF: Love Triangle Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love triangles are more common than finding diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and questionable relationship boundaries.

    Picture this: you, a male player, have a female best friend named H and a girlfriend named J. H is a lesbian with a crappy family situation, while J is feeling a little insecure about your platonic love for H. Can you navigate this love triangle and still come out on top in the game?

    We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. From heated arguments to heartwarming moments, you’ll experience it all. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of love and friendship in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find yourself in your own love triangle along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP