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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3385 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.
So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!