failsfunny – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

EgoCraftMC

Arrogant, conceited, EgoCraftMC, egotistical, narcissist, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-adoring, self-aggrandizing, self-centered, self-centeredness, self-entitled, self-important, self-indulgent, self-loving, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-regarding, self-serving, self-worshiping, Vain

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you narcissists out there!

Join us and bask in the glory of your own greatness as you build the most extravagant castles, show off your epic redstone creations, and assert your dominance over all the other players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond throne and a pet creeper named Steve.

So come on down to our server and let your inner narcissist run wild! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

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TransgenderDad Minecraft Server

acceptance, Born, discrimination, family, Father, Gender Identity, gender recognition, girl, Japan, landmark case, Legal, LGBTQ, Minecraft, progressive, RIGHTS, Ruling, Server, society, Switch, top court, Transgender, TransgenderDad, WOMAN

so like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft servers, but we don’t rule on boring stuff like laws and stuff. we rule on who gets to be the “father” of a baby in the game after a switcharoo gender change! it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, you never know who’s gonna be the daddy next! join us for the drama and the laughs, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss out on!

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GayCraft: Namibia Revolt

African countries, banning, civil liberties, constitutional rights, decriminalization, discrimination, equality, gay sex, GayCraft, high court, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark ruling, law, legal victory, lgbtq rights, Namibia, overturns, progressive change, revolt, same sex relationships, sexual orientation, social justice

so, like, u know what’s crazier than namibia overturning a law banning gay sex? joining this minecraft server, duh! we got rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and u can ride on unicorns while shooting fireballs from ur hands. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. come join us and experience the wildest adventure of ur life, cuz namibia ain’t got nothin on us!

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SanitCraft: Zombie Bacteria Zone

Antibacterial, Bacteria, cleaning, dead body, disinfectant, flu, germs, hand care, hand gel, hand hygiene, hand sanitiser, hand sanitizer, hand washing, health, hygiene, Illness, Prevention, Protection, sanitation, SanitCraft, Virus, zombie, Zone

come join our epic minecraft server where the hand sanitiser is flowing like a river and the bacteria are partying like it’s 1999. forget about killing mobs, here you can battle the undead bacteria that refuse to die even after being doused in hand sanitiser.

we have a special event where players can compete in a hand sanitiser drinking contest to see who can become the ultimate germ warrior. but be careful, too much hand sanitiser can turn you into a bacteria zombie yourself.

our spawn area is a giant hand sanitiser bottle where players can jump in and slide down into the world of clean chaos. build your base out of giant bacteria cells and watch out for the hand sanitiser rain that falls from the sky.

join us now for a truly unique and hilarious minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the cleanliness of your own hands. who knew hand sanitiser could be so deadly and so much fun?

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MineFit: Less Stress, More Fun

Active, balance, co-workers, emotionally exhausted, employees, ENERGY, Exercise, FITNESS, Fun, health, job satisfaction, mental health, MineFit, moderate, motivation, personally satisfied, physical activity, productivity, stress, stress relief, well-being, work, Workplace

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so active they never feel emotionally exhausted! they mine and build all day long, finding diamonds and creating epic structures that will blow your mind! our community is so supportive and fun, you’ll never want to leave! plus, rumor has it that the more you play, the more luck you’ll have finding rare items and defeating bosses. so what are you waiting for? come join us and never feel emotionally exhausted again!

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Emperix: Where villagers have more drama than your average soap opera!

Average, Community, customized, discord server, Drama, Emperix, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, gaming experience, goals, large builds, Opera, Path, progress, pure vanilla gameplay, quality of life, questions, server reset, smp, soap, Staff, technical details, Vanilla, villagers, welcome

Welcome to EmperixSMP 1.21!
The server has just gone live today and is now open for everyone!
If you’re looking for a recently refurbished, but long standing SMP, Emperix is the place to go! Equipped with a brand new, and genuinely active Discord server, EmperixSMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life, and the community, than it does anything else! Whether you prefer a vanilla experience or something more customized, this server caters to both preferences. Enjoy pure vanilla gameplay without any distractions, or explore our enhanced features for a unique twist on your gaming experience. Our focus is to bring a world where it will remain unaffected by resets for a large period of time, preserving your progress no matter which path you choose. This server will focus on making large builds or accomplishing large goals without the fear of a server reset anytime soon.
If anyone has any questions, or want to know more technical details about what’s included please direct them to the new Discord Server linked below, and the staff (myself included) will happily answer any questions!
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FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server currently open for new players?	Yes, the server is now open for everyone!
What type of server is EmperixSMP?	EmperixSMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life and the community.
Is the server focused on large builds and long-term progress?	Yes, the server aims to preserve player progress without resets for a large period of time.
Where can I ask more questions or get technical details about the server?	You can join the Discord server linked above and ask the staff for assistance.

CraftyIdolMinecraft Server

APK, character birthdays, CraftyIdolMinecraft, english wiki, event dates, gacha dates, iDOLM@STER Thread, idolmaster, idolmaster characters, idolmaster collaborations, idolmaster-events, idolmaster-general, idolmaster-news, IDOLMSTER, imas, japanese news, material translations, music downloads, Official Website, old archive, resource links, Server

Welcome to the most idol-tastic Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with singing, dancing, and building the most fabulous stages for your virtual idols.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper tried to crash our idol concert, but our girls sang so beautifully that even the creeper couldn’t resist dancing along. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even Endermen come to watch our performances. They may be shy, but they can’t resist the charm of our idols.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie invasion). Let’s make some idol magic happen in Minecraft!

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WhiteSufferCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Bigotry, conservative beliefs, discrimination, Division, extremism, Hate Speech, INEQUALITY, marginalization, Minecraft, minority rights, Oppression, political agenda, prejudice, racial tension, racism, rightwingers, Server, social justice, Suffering, systemic racism, Whites, WhiteSufferCraft

Are you tired of rightwingers trying to bring down the white man? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a safe space where white players can thrive without fear of persecution! Join us and build your dream white utopia, free from the oppression of those pesky rightwingers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of rainbow unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So come on in and let your inner white supremacist shine in our fantastical world of blocky wonder!

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Minecraft server: AITA WedCraft

Best Friend, birthday gift, Concert, deficit, Demand, denied, engaged, facebook, last minute wedding, Minecraft, Options, prioritize, probation, Server, Spouse, TICKETS, time off, Toronto, WedCraft, Wedding, wedding party, Working

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of balancing weddings and concerts! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, just like this story of a bridezilla demanding her friend cancel a concert for her last-minute backyard wedding.

Reasons to join: – Witness epic battles between brides and concert-goers – Explore our virtual world where you can prioritize concerts over weddings guilt-free – Build your own wedding venue and host your own drama-filled ceremonies – Make friends with other players who understand the importance of concert tickets

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join our server now and let the wedding vs concert wars begin!

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ButlerBystanderMC

Apology, Apron, bachelorette party, boxers, bride, ButlerBystanderMC, BYSTANDER, champagne, cold shoulder, Fun games, husband, male butler, Marriage, moral standards., newly married, party games, party started, sketched out, Stripping, UNCOMFORTABLE, VALUES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only butler you’ll find is a blocky pixelated character serving you virtual champagne in a digital apron! Our butler is almost fully naked… except for that modest apron covering his front, of course.

He’s here to get the party started in the most outrageous way possible. From serving drinks to playing music and hosting fun games, this butler is the life of the party. One of his games involves putting tape on his body and having you bite it off – talk about a wild bachelorette experience!

But don’t worry, there’s no actual stripping involved (besides the initial boxers removal). It’s all innocent fun and games, just like Minecraft itself. And if your real-life spouse gets jealous, just tell them it’s all in good fun – after all, the bride’s feelings come first, right?

So come join our server for a bachelorette bash like no other, where virtual butlers and crazy antics await. Just be prepared for some cold shoulders if your real-life partner isn’t as understanding of your pixelated party shenanigans!

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