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Minecraft SMP – /d4g/ – Diamond Digging Delights

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Potions Brewed:	145	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a true hero edition experience like never before.

Imagine battling demons and monsters in a world filled with epic loot and powerful builds. Our server is like a mix of Minecraft and Diablo IV, with patch notes and builds to help you conquer the land.

But that’s not all! We have events like World Boss fights and Legions that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about our Codex filled with secrets and mysteries waiting to be discovered.

Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our gambling tools to win amazing prizes and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate hero of the server!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	9599	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

kl6.bear-land.net:19132

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

astute, BLOCK, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Creative, Cunning, ingenious, Innovative, Intelligent, inventive, Minecraft, original, Party, perceptive, quick-witted, Resourceful, savvy, Server, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smart, Witty

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your very own rollercoaster that launches you into space!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, a petting zoo filled with adorable zombie pigs, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!

Time Killer Minecraft SMP

Addictive, articles, browsing, Community, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, homepage, Interactive, INTERESTING, kill time, Killer, memes, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, procrastination, smp, social media, Time, time waster, Videos, virtual world, Website

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mines Excavated:	3386
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself (he’s actually a pretty good DJ).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake (just watch out for the sugar rush). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to the mystical land of Llama Lagoon, where the llamas ride dolphins and the sun is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Homepage: [insert homepage link here]

BlockyPersona Minecraft Server

BlockyPersona, Minecraft, Persona, persona 3, persona 5, Persona Arena, Persona art, Persona birthday chart, Persona Concerts, Persona Domains, Persona draw corner, Persona General, Persona GoogleDocs, Persona guides, Persona Internet Archive, Persona ISO, Persona media assets, persona music, Persona Phantom X, Persona Reload Episode Aigis, Persona spammer tech, Persona stage plays, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but we’ll ban ’em faster than you can say “diamond sword”).

Join us for epic adventures, like building a replica of the Nether in the Overworld or creating a roller coaster that goes straight through the End portal. Need a break from mining and crafting? We’ve got you covered with our weekly Persona 5 stage plays performed by our talented player base (seriously, our Aigis is a showstopper).

And don’t even get us started on our exclusive Persona ISO downloads – we’ve got every version of every game, including the ultra-rare P5B.jp edition that’s rumored to give you superpowers in-game (or at least make your character look super cool).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the chaos begin! Just watch out for those anti-spammer tech guys – they’re a real pain in the blocky behind.

Happiest Minecraft SMP Moment Ever

consciousness expansion, Emotional journey, euphoria, Happiest, happiest event, happiest moment, Happiness, inner peace, joy, Life, life-changing event, loved, mind-altering, Minecraft, moment, personal growth, Psilocybin trip, psychedelic experience, Self Discovery, self-realization, smp, spiritual awakening, transformative experience, unforgettable experience

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a Psilocybin trip for your gaming experience!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with love and laughter, just like that magical trip you’ll never forget.

So come on, hop on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Minecraft who?” Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling happier than ever before!

Hood Fights Minecraft Server

black guys, Bliss, bullying, Community, Conflict, discrimination, Fighting, Fights, HOOD, Marginalized, Minecraft, Minority, misunderstanding, neurodivergent, neurotypical, prejudice, Server, shootings, social dynamics, societal issues, Stereotypes, stigma, violence

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	2976	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Void Gems Collected:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hood is full of neurodivergent players who have banded together to create a utopia of pure bliss! Forget about the neurotypicals causing chaos and drama, here you can join a community of like-minded individuals who just want to build, mine, and craft in peace.

Join us and experience a world where neurodivergent players rule the land, where shootings and bullying are a thing of the past. Our server is a safe haven for those who march to the beat of their own drum, where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally experience the true meaning of harmony and cooperation, all while building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering – you won’t want to miss out on that! Join us today and see why our Minecraft server is the place to be for all neurodivergent players looking for a good time.

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, Erotic, F-List, fetishes, flg, Fluffy, Forums, Gang, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, paizuri, paizuri edition, PINK, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, third party chat client, titfucking, webchat

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	331

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Crafty Saranami Minecraft Server

Achievements, Ambitions, aspirations, career path, Challenges, Crafty, determination, Development, dreams, future plans, goals, growth, Hikari, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, next steps, opportunities, perseverance, progress, Saranami, Server, success

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Gods Slained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life! And let’s not forget about our resident llama, Larry, who is known for his sick dance moves and ability to spit on griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in the world of Hikari!

Rock Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Rock movie! Join us for a server experience unlike any other, where you can mine diamonds while dodging exploding creepers and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a weekly dance-off competition where players can show off their best moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a Rock movie-worthy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.