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Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MonkeyCraft: Where Black Monkeys Go Bananas!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	168
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and trolls on other servers? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven from all the BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS causing chaos. Join us and leave the drama behind as we embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and fun.

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! We have a magical unicorn petting zoo, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave those BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS in the dust as we build, explore, and laugh our way to victory!

Crafty Anon’s Epic Adventure Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Votes:	1937	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	156	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a dimension made entirely of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army and conquer the realm, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Crafty Aqua’s Pixel Playground

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Oh my Notch, have you seen this picture of Minato Aqua?! She’s like the ultimate Minecraft goddess, building pixelated wonders with just a flick of her wrist. Join our server and you might just stumble upon her crafting a diamond castle or taming a creeper as her loyal pet. Who needs diamonds when you can have Aqua by your side, amirite? So come on over and witness the magic of this Minecraft server, where even the Ender Dragon bows down to Aqua’s building skills. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SlashCraft: Where Hackers Fear to Tread

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring games that are just rehashes of existing series? Do you feel like you’re on the brink of death because you can’t find a new, modern hack and slash game that excites you? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from certain doom!

Join our server for a wild ride of epic battles, insane adventures, and hilarious antics. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. You’ll never know what crazy creatures or challenges you’ll encounter next!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that only the bravest of players can hope to defeat. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft Mayhem with the Gosling Bros!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	4210
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Ryan Gosling’s face couldn’t handle it. Rumor has it, Tom Cruise, Zac Efron, and even Caroline Bullock all tried to join but couldn’t handle the craziness. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your face messed up too)!

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate General Server #2194

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low in excitement.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events like THE LAST KINGDOM where you can battle it out for glory and loot. And don’t miss out on our Full Burst Day weekends where things get so intense, your pickaxe might just explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit, Kilo, is so OP that even Herobrine is shaking in his boots. And if you’re feeling fancy, grab a costume pass like Rosanna’s Ms. Dangerous outfit and slay those mobs in style.

And let’s not forget about our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Indivilia where you can show off your skills and Co-Op missions where teamwork makes the dream work.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen trying to photobomb your epic loot screenshots. Let’s get crafting, baby!

RoboLoveCraft: Where fembots swipe right on pixels!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got cute fembots looking for e-dates, so if you’re looking for a long-term relationship, this is the place to be. And don’t worry, we have strict rules – no trans or blax allowed (we’re not racist, just picky). Bonus points if you’re a brunette, because who doesn’t love a brunette, am I right? Join us now and let the e-dating adventures begin! Just hop on our Discord at bruhmst. with the period and let the fun times roll!

BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	79
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.