fagposting Minecraft Servers

fagposting Minecraft Servers

  • Eve’s Hub Minecraft Server

    Eve’s Hub Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 8669
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the husband of artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Eve and her husband decided to create a Minecraft world so epic, even the creepers were shaking in their blocky boots.

    On this server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns, and battle zombie pigmen with a sword forged in the fires of Mount Doom. But beware, Eve is always watching and she’s not afraid to banish anyone who dares to grief her precious creations.

    So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Eve’s all-knowing gaze). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

    /spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1420
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5740
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Animals Bred: 151 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

    Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

    But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

    And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JanitorCraft Minecraft Server

    JanitorCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 8213
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Zombie Dances: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 174 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama over money? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

    On our server, you can mine for diamonds, battle dragons, and even ride pigs through the sky. Who needs to worry about bills and sunglasses when you can embark on epic quests with your fellow gamers?

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and leave all your financial woes behind – because in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BridezillaTruths

    BridezillaTruths
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 5138
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 504586 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life weddings and join a community of players who appreciate good fashion sense (or lack thereof)!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual wedding, complete with neon green contacts that light up the night sky. Who needs a photographer when you can snap screenshots of your own reptilian bride and groom?

    Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves through innovative fashion choices, even if it means looking like a walking neon sign. Embrace your inner exotic self and show off your unique style to the world!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, outrageous outfits, and unforgettable memories. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding like no other?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ForgetMovieSMP

    ForgetMovieSMP
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 1452
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a unique experience that will make you feel like you’re watching your favorite movie for the first time all over again! Join us and embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you feel like you’re the star of your very own blockbuster film. So come on, join us and experience movie magic like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MindCraftySurvivor

    MindCraftySurvivor
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 6853
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3790 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Crops Grown: 2112
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your existence? Well, look no further because our server will have you contemplating life, death, and everything in between!

    Join us on a journey to uncover the ultimate question: “Who will be the last one on your mind when you leave this world?” Will it be your trusty pet pig, your rival player who keeps stealing your diamonds, or maybe even that creeper who always seems to blow up your house at the worst possible moment?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft master. Just remember, when you’re faced with the ultimate question, make sure you have a good answer ready.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderBlock Minecraft Server

    BorderBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 7635
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Animals Bred: 162
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 316 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dimension Hops: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be russian border regions under counter-terrorist regime as ukraine advances lol like what even is that but it’s so fun! you can be a secret agent sneaking around and trying to stop the ukraine advance with your minecraft skills. build secret underground bases and plan epic missions to save the day. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as spies and have top secret meetings. it’s so ridiculous but so entertaining, you won’t be able to resist joining our crazy server. come on, be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZombieCraft2022

    ZombieCraft2022
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 6554
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in block form. like, u won’t believe the crazy adventures u can have on this server.

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken riding a pig. and then u team up with a group of llamas to defeat it. like, what even is happening, but it’s so much fun.

    and then there’s this secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing pandas who challenge u to a dance-off. like, who knew pandas could breakdance, right?

    but wait, there’s more. u can also explore a haunted mansion where u have to solve riddles to escape, all while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. it’s like a horror movie, but with blocks.

    so, if u want to experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft, u have to join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like a party for ur brain, but with creepers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hotdog Water: Where the meat is rare, the gameplay is spicy, and the chaos is well done!

    Hotdog Water: Where the meat is rare, the gameplay is spicy, and the chaos is well done!
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 2955
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Crops Grown: 9484 Zombie Dances: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/groove-vinyl-set/">Minecraft Server</a>: Hotdog Water

    Welcome to Hotdog Water Minecraft Server 🌭🪣

    Overview:

    Features: Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Resets: Vote for resets on Discord.
    Gameplay: No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules:

    • PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    • No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now:

    FAQ:

    Can I use mods on the server?

    Yes, mods are allowed as long as they do not give unfair advantages.

    Are there any banned items on the server?

    No, all items are allowed for gameplay.

    Is there a limit to how many players can join the server?

    The server can handle a large number of players, but it’s recommended to check for availability during peak times.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArabCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ArabCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 4006
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon an army of dancing chickens to do their bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a gang of ruthless llamas who control the black market of enchanted golden carrots. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama showdown?

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself! Get ready to dance the night away with mobs of all shapes and sizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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