Join us if you want to be part of the coolest gang in town. We’ve got more swag than a pack of llamas on a shopping spree and our players are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot and a feather.
Don’t be a square, join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. And remember, on our server, being white doesn’t mean you’re boring, it means you’re a total legend!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are all competing to see who can be the biggest faggot on Youtube? From building giant statues of themselves to staging elaborate pranks, our players are always up to something hilarious.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can’t stop exploding in the most inconvenient places. Will you be brave enough to face this explosive specter and claim the title of the ultimate faggot on Youtube?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, you magnificent faggot, you!
But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!