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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9567 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)