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Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Farms Harvested:	954	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

KodaCraft

Black cat inspired, Community Events, Cosmetics, custom challenges, Dynamic economy, Economy, engaging gameplay, Exclusive Rewards, family friendly, friendly community, hats, Innovative Night Mode, KodaCraft, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mini Games, mmo, pop culture, PvP, Quests, realistic survival, skins, Survival, Unique Customization

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Dive into the perfect world of KodaCraft, a unique and family-friendly Minecraft server inspired by our beloved black cat, Koda! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce adventurer, or just looking to make new friends, KodaCraft has something for everyone.

Features:

MMO, and Realistic Survival! Engaging Gameplay: Experience a mix of survival and creative modes with custom challenges and quests. Community Events: Participate in regular events, contests, and mini-games to win exclusive rewards. Unique Customization: Show off your style with exclusive hats, skins, and cosmetics inspired by pop culture and your favorite shows. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and supportive community where players of all ages can have fun. Innovative Night Mode: Brace yourself for a thrilling night-time experience, turning the server into a suspenseful horror game. Dynamic Economy: Trade, sell, and buy with other players using our balanced and interactive economy system.

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Invictus: Where chickens run the server and creepers are just misunderstood pets

1.21, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, chickens, Community Events, CREEPERS, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, Discord, hard difficulty, Invictus, java server, Lockable Chests, misunderstood, Pets, Player Shops, Public, PvE, RUN, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, survival server, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Dynmap

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Invictus Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	19134
Discord Invite	Discord Invite Link

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 170+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!

We just started our 9th season a few weeks ago, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Features:

Hard Difficulty
Bedrock Compatibility
Custom Plugin Pack
Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
Viewable Dynmap (coming soon)
Vanilla Tweaks
Community Events
Brewery & Alcohol
Server Lore Channel
Player Shops
Lockable Chests
Shooting Stars
Chairs & Sitting

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
Is the server public?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server is updated to the latest version of Minecraft.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, there are custom plugin packs and Vanilla Tweaks implemented on the server.

MineKamiCraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine diamonds, we mine visual novels! Join us for a wild ride through the world of English-translated Japanese visual novels, where the plot twists are as unexpected as a creeper blowing up behind you.

Looking for a new adventure? Well, look no further! Our server is like a visual novel itself, full of drama, romance, and maybe even a few tentacles (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun). Who needs E-celebs when you can be the star of your own virtual novel?

But wait, there’s more! Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered. Just follow our five-step program, including reading the readme and Googling it like a pro. And if all else fails, just blame it on being in the wrong locale – it’s the perfect excuse for any tech issue.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that mines visual novels like they’re rare ores, where every plot twist is more mind-blowing than finding a stronghold? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let’s craft some epic stories together!

PleaseStopSellingMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against a horde of killer bunnies that have taken over the server. These bunnies are no ordinary creatures – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have developed their own currency and economy system. Want to trade your diamonds for a pet llama? No problem! Just make sure you don’t anger the llama mafia, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of pigmen who have formed a rock band and are looking for new members. Join them on their quest to become the next big thing in the Nether music scene!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

CraftyHousewife Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the pressures of everyday life, just like this 27F who found herself in a sticky situation with her 32M husband, “Mark.” Imagine if she had joined our server instead of dealing with all that drama in real life – she could have been building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and making friends with fellow gamers who have her back.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any traditional views on gender roles here. In fact, we encourage everyone to be their true selves and embrace whatever role they want, whether it’s a fearless warrior or a master builder. Plus, we have zero tolerance for anyone trying to pressure you into quitting your job and becoming a full-time homemaker – unless, of course, you want to do that in the game!

And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always count on your fellow gamers to have your back. No need to involve your families or go to couples’ therapy – just log on to our server and let the fun begin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find yourself saving the day in a whole new world!

Creeper Confessions

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well fear not, because our server is here to shake things up like a polaroid picture! Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not, right?). We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a confused Enderman, and a community of players crazier than a pack of Creepers on a sugar high. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

AggroCraft: Zelenskyy’s Troops

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Towns Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Animals Bred:	65	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bruh! We got Ukrainian troops fighting inside the aggressor’s territory, like whaaat?! It’s like a real-life war zone, but in Minecraft! Join us and experience the thrill of battle as you fight for glory and honor on the virtual battlefield. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the enemy’s base. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim it for yourself? Join now and be a part of the action-packed adventure!

DisasterCraft: Lights, Camera, Destruction!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your little minecraft world, when suddenly, a giant chicken with laser eyes appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc everywhere.

but don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special anti-laser chicken force that will come to your rescue and help you defeat the evil chicken once and for all.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your hands.

so, if you’re looking for a crazy, action-packed adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, then come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if the laser chicken gets to you first).

CraftyPolitix

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

so, like, u kno wat u shud do instead of worrying bout all dat political stuff? u shud join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u won’t even care bout dem shady politicians no more.

we got pigs flyin around like they own da place, creepers dancin in da streets, and villagers tradin diamonds for dirt (cuz dey cray cray like dat).

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by da minecraft gods themselves. ur crops will grow faster, ur diamonds will be shinier, and u will never run out of cake (seriously, we have a cake factory run by cows).

so, forget bout all dat political drama and come join us in da land of blocky bliss. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraft4life #forgetpolitics

The Truly Flawless Culinary Civilization Server – where surviving is harder than cooking a 5-course meal!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

TerraFirmaCultures <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/ghast-boy-survival-1-20/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview:

Session 1 has concluded, and players are now establishing towns, multiple groups have formed, each with their own goals. The server runs from 12 PM EST to 10 PM EST daily, though may be shortened to 8 PM EST. The community is very friendly and many groups would be happy to take in new players!

Our server TerraFirmaCultures, is a large-scale civilization server using the TerraFirmaCraft mod as its basis. But this isn’t just any other TFC server, we have a whole host of features to distinguish us from the rest. We have made custom crafting recipes to ensure all the mods will work seamlessly together and provide an immersive experience. The server will be hardcore, meaning you have one life and you are out, incentivizing teamplay and careful planning before making dangerous expeditions. If you do die however, all hope isn’t lost just yet. There will be ways to bring players back to life if you have enough allies out there who care about you. It wont be an easy task though, and would take some dedication, so don’t expect just anyone to do it for you!

The world will be 100% player driven, meaning admins will not be interfering with events happening on the server, and players will be in control. Admins may do events for people to participate in for rewards, however any kind of PVP will not be included in these events. Large groups will be heavily incentivized as the world will be demanding and hard to survive in. Each player must find their role in their town and fulfill it to the best of their abilities to ensure the survival of everyone!

Server is online everyday with a welcoming community. Join on the Discord for further details and how to join!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server running time?	12 PM EST to 10 PM EST daily, may be shortened to 8 PM EST.
Is the server hardcore?	Yes, you have one life and are out. There are ways to bring players back to life with enough allies.
Will there be admin interference?	No, the world is 100% player driven without admin interference in events.
Are PVP events included?	No, PVP events will not be included in admin events.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for further details on how to join.