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CraftyDutchSpy vs RussianHackers

collaboration, cooperation, counterintelligence, CraftyDutchSpy, cybersecurity, diplomatic efforts., Disturb, Dutch intelligence, Dutch intelligence services, Espionage, foreign affairs, government agencies, Help, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, political interference, russian interference, RussianHackers, strategic partnerships, Surveillance, US

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com cuz, get this, dutch intelligence services are like, totally helping us out to mess with russian interference. like, how crazy is that?? u can be part of this epic saga and help take down the bad guys in the virtual world of minecraft. join us and be a hero in the most insane way possible. plus, we have like, the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u save the world. so, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

DementiaCraft: McSCI Madness

Accuracy, cognitive decline, cognitive decline assessment, cognitive health, cognitive health assessment, cognitive health screening, cognitive health tool, cognitive screen, dementia risk, dementia risk assessment, dementia risk identification, dementia screening, dementia screening tool, DementiaCraft, madness, major contribution, McSCI, moderate levels, SCD, severe levels, subjective cognitive decline

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it got da game-changing cognitive screen dat reveals if u got dementia risk! like, u can identify if u got moderate to severe levels of cognitive decline with 99.9% accuracy! u can test ur brain while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! join now and flex ur cognitive skills while having a blast in da blocky world!

PozzCraft Minecraft Server

age diversity, character creation, Character development, character diversity, current year, DEI, Diversity, Diversity in Gaming, equity, Female Characters, game design, Gaming, hagchads, inclusion, Inclusive Gaming, Inclusivity, Minecraft, older woman character, PozzCraft, representation, Server, slop game, strong female characters, women in gaming

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

a little mini, America, america is, america is a, braphog, BraphogCraft, is a, is a little, little mini braphog, little., long tail, Minecraft, Mini, mini braphog, Server, tags

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Emeralds Found:	8759
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Mom-in-Law-Free Zone

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, controlling mother, family background, family dynamics, family influence, Family issues, house renovations, in-laws, long-distance relationship, mental health, mental health struggles, MominLawFree, mother-in-law issues, narcissistic mother, relationship stress, relationships, safe space, temporary living arrangements, Zone

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mines Excavated:	4932
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no in-laws, no siblings, and definitely no grandma drama! We understand the struggles of family dynamics, that’s why we offer a safe space for you to build and explore without any unwanted guests.

Imagine a world where you can focus on your relationship with your virtual fiancé without the interference of his mom wanting to move in. No more arguments about renovations or sharing space, just pure Minecraft bliss. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with virtual therapists to help you navigate any family issues that may arise.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

blew you away, Captivating, Characters, Compelling, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, lesser known, Minecraft, Movie, must watch, PixelPunch, Server, Storyline, Surprising, TV series, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated gem, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a hidden gem in the vast world of Minecraft!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic storyline that rivals even the most popular TV series. Our characters are so dynamic and engaging that you’ll feel like you’re living in a blockbuster movie!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyCongressDrugTest

Accountability, Congress, congressional rules, CraftyCongressDrugTest, drug policy, drug screening, drug tests, elected officials, ethical standards, Ethics, Government, Integrity, legislation, political accountability, Politics, public service, public trust, regulations, substance abuse, testing requirements, transparency

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

GazaCraft: AnneFrank’s Revenge

activism, Amsterdam, Anne Frank, AnneFranks, anti-Israel, anti-semitism, Conflict, controversy, current events, defaced, gaza, GazaCraft, historical, Holocaust, international relations, memorial, Netherlands, News, protest, Revenge, Statue, Vandalism, world war II

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	1042
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lol this server is like that time someone defaced a statue of Anne Frank but like, for Gaza or something. like, so random, right? join this server for all the chaos and craziness, just like that defacement. we have epic builds and crazy events that will make you go “whaaaat?!” come join us and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #annefrank #gaza #minecraftmadness

HolyCraft: Bible Edition

adaptation, BIBLE, biblical, Bloodshed, controversial, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, FANTASY, Gore, HBO, Holycraft, long tail, nudity, Provocative, Religion, storytelling, Supernatural, television, TV series, Wonders

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

yo, u ever wanted to see the bible like u never seen it before? well, dis server is like a GOT version of the bible but in minecraft! imagine all da gore, bloodshed, nudity, and supernatural wonders but in blocky form! u can live out all da crazy stories from da bible in a whole new way. join now for a wild ride through da holy land like u never seen it before!

PantryCraft: Keeping Players Healthy

Access, chronic disease management, community support, coupling, food insecurity, food pantry, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthy, holistic care, Keeping, nutrition, PantryCraft, patient support, Players, preventative care, primary care, public health, social determinants of health, social services, stabilize, wellness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	15444
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta, like, find food and stuff to stay alive? well, on this server, we got a FOOD PANTRY, bro! u can get all the bread, carrots, and steak u need to keep ur hunger bar full while u build ur epic castle or whatever. but wait, there’s more! we also have PRIMARY CARE, like doctors and stuff, to make sure u stay healthy while u mine for diamonds. cuz, like, who wants to deal with zombie attacks AND a cold at the same time, right? join now for the most epic and HEALTHY minecraft experience ever!