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The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

bathroom, challenge, cleaning, Cleanup, DIRTY, Disaster, feces, Foul, gross, hygiene, Mess, Minecraft, odor, OVERWHELMING, Poop, Poopocalypse, sanitation, Sewage, smp, stench, unhygienic, Unpleasant, Waste

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1499
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPerfect, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	3891	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	6299	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

forbidden delights, forbidden pleasures, forbidden scents, forbidden smells, ForbiddenFragrance, guilty pleasures, hidden delights, hidden scents, illicit aromas, off-limits scents, peculiar aromas, secret indulgence, secret scents, surprising scents, taboo fragrances, taboo scents, unconventional odors, unexpected favorites, unique fragrances, unusual favorites, unusual scents

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	6269
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	854	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Animals Bred:	177	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!