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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5766 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 988 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.
