Ezlo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CakeBlock Minecraft Server

appreciation, Backlash, baking, baking projects, Birthday Party, cake decorating, CakeBlock, cakes, Effort, Events, Friends, Frustration, Guilt, homemade cakes, kids birthday, love baking, Minecraft, selfish, Server, special occasion, store-bought, taken for granted

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
New Chunks Explored:	590570	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	76	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	New Chunks Explored:	941207
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Farms Harvested:	686	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

avocado toast, bagel and lox, Breakfast, breakfast burrito, breakfast ideas, breakfast sandwich, brunch, CraftyCrepesAndCaves, crepes, favorite dish, Food, French toast, frittata, granola, hash browns, non-traditional, oatmeal, PANCAKES, smoothie bowl, waffles, yogurt parfait

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, cost, CraftyIsrael, Damage, Defense, Destruction, financial impact, Infrastructure, international relations, IRan attack, Israel, long tail tag, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, tens of millions, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	201	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

anti-semitism, Apology, community outrage, controversy, court hearing, cultural insensitivity, Hate Speech, Inappropriate Behavior, Israeli flag, legal consequences, Nazi swastika, NaziFlagOopsieCraft, offensive display, offensive symbol, public apology, regretful actions, restaurateur, social media backlash, Sydney, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Potions Brewed:	167	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

EarthCube

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny, Towny Factions Earth Map Community Building Minecraft sports Siege wars Survival PvP Economy Minigames Custom plugins Quests Exploration Roleplay Dungeons Magic Clans Events Crafting, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5312	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	6549	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

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Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	6722
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

away, can’t, consequences, Frustration, getting, he, IT, Justice, Keep, long tail tags: accountability, Minecraft, repeated behavior, smp, with

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

aita, arrested, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, brother, Communication, Conflict, cordial, Decision making, disregarding, driving by, DWI charge, Edition, opinion, OpinionCraft, Pick up, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!

BookWormSMP: Life Changer

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!