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Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3025
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mines Excavated:	2511	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Zombie Dances:	9

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

defector, DefectorCraft, diplomat, diplomatic career, diplomatic relations, Ex-North Korean, foreign relations, government leadership, government official, government position, high-ranking, international news, Korean defector, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Minecraft, North Korea, political appointment, political asylum, political defection, Server, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	167
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	183
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!

PixelPrisonPanic

abuse of power, civil rights, excessive force, Greater Manchester Police, human rights violation, injustice, man left naked, misconduct, mistreatment, neglect in custody, PixelPrisonPanic, police abuse, police accountability, Police Brutality, police misconduct, police misconduct case, police misconduct investigation, police misconduct report, police negligence, prisoner rights, unlawful detention

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	962	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and taming some llamas, when BAM! You get arrested by the Greater Manchester Police for no reason! And they don’t just throw you in a regular cell, oh no. They strip you naked and leave you there for hours, like some kind of weird punishment. But don’t worry, because on our server, that kind of crazy stuff doesn’t happen! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being humiliated by the police while playing Minecraft ever again. Plus, we have epic mini-games, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

FamilyCraft: Not Just for Myself!

AMBITION, Competition, Contestant, Dedication, Entertainment, family, Familycraft, goals, IMPORTANCE, motivation, personal growth, Priorities, reality tv, relationships, sacrifice, Self, self improvement, Show, success, television, VALUES

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u. like, imagine spittin rhymes with a llama named Llama Del Rey. also, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn creepers into cuddly kittens. plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop any griefers tryna mess with ur builds. come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together, fam! 🐔💎🦙 #LlamaDelRey #CluckNorris #MinecraftMadness