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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5653 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 931147 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
We promise not to guilt trip you for prioritizing sleep over seeing your significant other after a long shift. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can play at your own pace without feeling like the bad guy.
Plus, rumor has it that our virtual relationships are drama-free and always convenient. No more late-night calls asking if you’re coming over – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
So join us now and leave the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs real love when you have the love of Minecraft?