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  • ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

    ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 4686
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

    So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

    BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 9840
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8248
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrashCraft Minecraft Server

    TrashCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 4097
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Runes Activated: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

    Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

    Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VetoSisVsWifeCraft

    VetoSisVsWifeCraft
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 1301
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Mines Excavated: 3839 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ores Mined: 5471
    Gods Slained: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Magic Items Found: 4235
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

    Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

    With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BootyCraft

    BootyCraft
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 7217
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Falling into the Void: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dimension Hops: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Runes Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TankWarsUK

    TankWarsUK
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 6904
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 186 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5519 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AutoFlushCraft

    AutoFlushCraft
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 6667
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, you see a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect in this server, dude!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And get this, the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command. How cool is that?

    Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Yeah, I know, sounds too good to be true, but it’s totally legit, bro.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life. And remember, only on this server will you witness a llama juggling diamond blocks while breakdancing. True story, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BreadCraft: Rise of DoughCivilization

    BreadCraft: Rise of DoughCivilization
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 6053
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9075 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

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    Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder how bread dough changed the game for humanity? Well, on our server, we take that shizz to a whole new level! Join us and witness the epic saga of how bread wheat turned some ancient peeps into straight-up farmers and builders, yo! It’s like a mix of ancient history and carb-loading, all in one crazy Minecraft world. Plus, we got pasta wheat and weed crossing like it’s nobody’s business in the southern Caspian. So come on down and see how bread dough gave rise to civilisation, one block at a time! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

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  • CraftyMobArena: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    CraftyMobArena: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4293
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3140
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that requires the same level of skill as mastering multiple fighting games at once? Look no further! Join our server where you can show off your Bsc in EE brain power by strategizing like a pro in our epic battles.

    Forget about being Ultra gold in Jive or mastering SF6, on our server, you can become the ultimate warrior with skills that even Shinryu in Kekken 8 would envy. And if you think Iron 4 in LoL is impressive, just wait until you conquer our challenges with dishonest Renekton by your side.

    With complex gameplay that will make your head spin faster than a vortex, our server is the perfect place for those who crave a challenge. So come join us and show off your skills in a world where creativity and strategy reign supreme. Who needs punishes and reads when you can dominate with pure G power?

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  • HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Blocks and Prayers

    HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Blocks and Prayers
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 9209
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Farms Harvested: 608
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6318 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us as we embark on epic quests to resurrect Francesca from the dead (yes, she’s a Minecraft character now).

    We have a playlist of angelic tunes to keep you company as you build your holy empire, and don’t forget to check out our tie-in game where you battle demons and save souls.

    Looking for some intense gaming action? Try out Ultrakill, the DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous – because nothing says Christian SMP like slaying demons and monsters.

    And if you’re interested in some lore, we’ve got you covered with our OC Lore, Fanon Lore, and BennyanonsLore. Dive into our Story Archive and get inspired to create your own tales of faith and adventure.

    Join us on this wild ride of holy madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew Minecraft could be so… divine?

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