| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7708 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6702 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 1940 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 82 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Our server is like a scene out of John Wick, but instead of cool electronic music, we have parrots singing Justin Bieber songs (they’re surprisingly good at it). And forget about boring old retards, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come join us for a wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1800 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4352 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
First of all, our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Yes, you heard that right – CATS! They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure know how to create a meow-nificent world for you to explore.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Nyan Cat, who will guide you on your adventures with its rainbow trail. Follow the Nyan Cat and you’ll discover hidden treasures and secret realms that will blow your mind.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own pet ocelot to accompany them on their journey. These fierce felines will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path.
So what are you waiting for? Join Кoт today and experience the most fur-tastic Minecraft server in existence! Trust us, you’ll be feline fine in no time.
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4564 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wild horses and racing against speedy rabbits as you build your dream home in the vast open plains. But be warned, the steppes are also home to elusive unicorns and mischievous leprechauns, so watch your back!
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the steppes lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered beast and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life in the steppes!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6421 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 478313 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Votes: | 9642 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day! Plus, our server is constantly evolving with new updates and events, so you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Just be careful not to get caught in a dance-off with Jelly Hoshiumi – rumor has it, no one has ever beaten her moves!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 711 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Join us on our server where the holographic chickens rule the land and demand respect from all players. These Holos are no ordinary chickens – they can build entire castles with their beaks and lay diamond eggs that make you invincible in battle.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Holo Pig, who can fly through the skies on a magic carpet made of bacon. Join forces with the Holo Pig and conquer the skies in epic aerial battles against other players.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Holo Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to secret treasure troves filled with rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show these Holos the respect they deserve – or face their wrath in the most hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9217 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Large player base | Can be laggy due to high number of players |
| Wide variety of games and activities | Can feel overwhelming for new players |
| Frequent updates and new content | Some games may be overcrowded |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Completely custom gamemode | Smaller player base |
| Unique gameplay inspired by popular strategy games | Lack of variety compared to larger servers |
| Opportunity for strategic gameplay and building | PvP events may not be as competitive |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7629 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9018 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7195 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4108 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space, where you can battle it out with European players and show off your historical knowledge. From building ancient civilizations to reenacting famous battles, the possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a famous historical figure who will challenge you to trivia quizzes in exchange for rare loot. Can you outsmart them and claim your reward?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the historical autism begin!
